The Westboro Baptist Church are the Greatest Trolls on Earth.

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  1. Weezus Christ

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    And I made this song to commemorate them.

    soundcloud.com/weezus-christ-trinity/god-hates-the-world-hatefuck



    Seriously I am their biggest fan. They make EVERYONE mad. Which proves that most so-called trolls are wannabe buttmad faggots.

    Here is the original



    and here is slayer paying tribute.

     
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    I get mad at 3 things in the world. Stubbing my toe, bad traffic, and the fucking Westboro Baptist Church. God tier trolls, and you can't get under their skin, no matter how hard you try. Cyber attacks on their homepage? Shrugged off. IRL mocking at protest? Shrugged off. De-face picture of Fred Phelps and send it to them 3,000 times? Shrugged off. It's amazing, yet enraging.
     
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    Their motto is "when somebody slap your cheek, shrugged it off.... and slap them back when they turn around"
     
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    I view the WBC more as a business than a church. Anything bad happens to them while their protesting something, like getting assaulted with rocks at a soldier's funeral, they make shit-tons of cash from suing the city or individuals because it impedes their 1st Amendment rights. They can't lose.

    They even had a case in which they were sued successfully for protesting a funeral, and it reached all the way to the Supreme Court which overturned the ruling saying "blah-blah 1st Amendment rights."
     
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    What happen if WBC and Scientologist sue eachother?
     
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    One would invoke the wrath of god, the other would invoke the wrath of the massive ass-fucking cock that is the Legal system. And we know Scientology's funding is more packed than Scrooge McDuck's money vault.
     
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    I dont get how anyone that enjoys rustling jimmies cant absolutely fucking love the westboro baptist church.

    they are the grand masters of the art form.
     
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    If they would announce to everyone, out of no where, that they were actually a trolling performance art piece, I would not be surprised in the least.
     
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    Didn't Lisa Lampanelli once manage to troll them by threatening to donate several grand to AIDS research in the name of every member that showed up to protest her show?
     
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    Holy shit, these people are funnier than autists shitting all over themselves.