the unthinkable has happened.A woman has turned down sex with me. the world gasps in shock.

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  1. jack

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    @MedicalParrot has turned down my offer of a free fuck and the possibility of having one of my love children to carry on my evil blood line. why she would turn down some of the best dick she will ever get is beyond me. Do we know if she's insane or a dyke?

    I worry for her. if she would turn down a dick has rock hard as mine who knows what she'll do?
     
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    Continue to have even the slightest amount of self worth, I'd imagine.
     
  3. jack

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    how? she turned down the best thing that will ever happened too her.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Because she/I am a man and not gay
     
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    we do not need your dick envy good sir.
     
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    Pffffft

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    ... Jack totes has to be fat to make a thread about this.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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  8. jack

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    what?
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
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    I'm Herman and I want to fuck what I can't have. I is sad and lonely.

    at least i'm not big fag @oddguy
     
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    Have u offered her to work her butt?

    There's only one road into Parrot's hearth, but a word of caution first: it's a long, dark and bleak path

    The damn thing is huge. Ur gonna have to crawl through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

    [​IMG]

    Are u man enough?
     
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    I'm man enough for anything.[​IMG]
     
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    Someone should move this.
     
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    weakass bitches cant handl a real man

    xoxox
     
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    She could always hop on my dick and choose someone with experience with matters outside of EDF.
     
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    Still be faring better than you, Pee Wee.

    Also, I'm shitbombed drunk.
     
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    I have a fun house with a magic bike and an open bar.

    fuck you.
     
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    That the best you got? I've got a top shelf bar, 73982" cawk, and Arrested Development on Blu Ray.
     
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    I also got a giant fire house pole for to ride down on. and a talking blue chair and worlds only black cowboy.
     
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    Creepy, brah.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    No , you rightnow are Pee wee , confused and high, not knowing where to go, take a walk anywhere but not to the movies but I agree , no one can't be that gay like @oddguy.
     
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    Or I could always... you know... not hop on anyone's cawk.
     
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    Nobody can handle my teledildonics.
     
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    l33t cyb3r teledildonics.
     
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    Not to be confused with Dildophonics.

    [​IMG]

    Strangely enough the first result for 'dildo phone' on google images is from a website called jackswastedlife.com. Funny how things just seem to fall into place sometimes.