The Unofficial Official "Call me a Faggot" Thread

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  1. Russianmblue

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    This is my first time on any of the EDFs. Refer to thread title.
     
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  4. SergeTrigger

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    I would call you a faggot, but because you used the term "Official Unofficial" I'm going to pick a different word to call you.

    Niggerautist
     
  5. MrGask

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    You'll have to excuse us, as we were just about to retire to the front lawn when you came in. If you would like, you may join us there for tea and crumpet.
     
  6. ilovejesus69

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    Yo, dawg. It was a little pitchy at first, but then, when you didn't come back to your fag thread, i was like, "this cat's in it to win it, baby!"
     
  7. Nazi_Elephant

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    Ok, I just called you a faggot. Do I get a prize for calling you faggot?
    Faggot+OP.+thumbs+for+not+writing+your_3804eb_3389624.
     
  8. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    idiot.
     
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  10. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    It's ok OP, faggots are welcome, I hear they even make them mods
     
  11. jack

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    that's what I have been saying.I feel like I was robbed.:mad:
     
  12. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    How so?
     
  13. jack

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    I should have been a mod. I'm at least as big a faggot as you.I mean I know I'm no @oddguy or @Edgeworth ,but I contribute goddamn it.

    Where's my parade,Where's my GI bill? I left one of my arms at Saigon and all I get is spit on by dumb fuck hippies like you.
     
  14. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Im a massive faggot but people like me, you're just a massive faggot. Plus you're fat
     
  15. jack

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    so is your mother but me and your father still fuck her.
     
  16. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    My parents are divorced and I highly doubt you fuck her as my dick is in her 24/7
     
  17. jack

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    she has a asshole does she not?
     
  18. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    The size of your body indicates that you have a minute penis, also indicating that it is highly unlikely that you have ever had sexual contact, so therefore this conversation is irrelevamt and you are still a massively fat faggot
     
  19. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    To be fair, you are fat.
     
  20. jack

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    No.I have had sex with you and your mommy a couple of times.

    You know how I love to hold my sweet cub in my arms after I pound some sweet mommy ass.
     
  21. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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  22. jack

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    Hush my sweet and give your big bad bear some honey.
     
  23. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    *enormous
     
  24. jack

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    I sure am I sure am :Rape:
     
  25. ilovejesus69

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    It smells like sex in here.
     
  26. jack

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    fix that for you.
     
  27. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    @jack I would assume you're 13yo by reading your posts, but unfortunately I have seen photos of you
     
  28. jack

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    and had me inside you.
     
  29. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    I wasn't expecting much, and you didn't surprise
     
  30. jack

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    that's what she said.