The truth about Turtles @Lyle

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  1. GSTalbert1

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    So I'm an assistant tech dude and m¥ boss showed me a .gif of this at work and all I could think of was @Lyle

    Fuck you @Lyle
     
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    It would be funnier if @Lyle actually stayed on EDF2 and saw this post. But, we can simply post the thread link on Lyle's Facebook page.
    EDIT: God, I miss that fucker...
     
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    can you keep a secret? leik for reals?
     
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    @Lyle there you go, don't be a faggot and come back.
     
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    KEEP HOPE ALIVE

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    I asked my boss to send me that gif b/c I was too lazy to find it myself
    once more I have to say

    THANK YOU UBER!
     
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    I took a screenshot and I'm sending it to him to see if he comes back[​IMG]
     
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    ^This is saved to my fap file, it's that good.
     
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    Fuck pigeons anyway. They all have aids and diabetes. They are worse than sewer rats, cause they can (sorta) fly. A lot of them are too fat to fly more than a couple meters these days.
     
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    They are as smart as me and my peers, see:


    In a famous article in 1995, Watanabe, Sakamoto and Wakita described an experiment which showed that pigeons can be trained to discriminate between paintings by Picasso and Monet.
    The birds were first trained on a limited set of paintings: when the shown painting was a Picasso, the pigeon was able to obtain food by repeated pecking; when it was a Monet, pecking had no effect. After a while, the pigeons would only peck when shown Picasso paintings. They were then able to generalize, and correctly discriminate between paintings of the two painters not previously shown, and even between cubist and impressionist paintings (cubism and impressionism being the two stylistic schools Picasso and Monet belong to). When the Monet paintings were shown upside down, the pigeons were not able to properly categorize anymore; showing the cubist works upside down did not have such an effect.
    In 1995, the authors won the humorous Ig Nobel Prize in psychology for this work.
    In a later paper, Watanabe showed that if pigeons and human college students undergo the same training, their performance in distinguishing between Van Gogh and Chagall paintings is comparable.

    That's from wikipedea so you know it's legit x 2^2
     
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    Art students are worse than pigeons.
     
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    You can't handle the truth about turtles:


     
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    That's not a dick.

    Hypnotized-Sister-Blowing-Brother-Uncut-Cock.
    ^That^ is a dick.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    If you guys want to @Lyle to come back...its simple just start posting dead cats threads on his name to compensate all his pics deleted from someone who got butthurt about the dead kitties.