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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by lulzbomb, Nov 17, 2011.
I think @oddguy is trying to oppress the forums.
The truth about Jews is that they burn rather quickly, making it difficult to prepare them. But if properly done, baked Jew can be a great meal
The table of contents is in Comic Sans. That's how you know you're in for a laugh.
LOL this is the best thing I have read all day.
LOL yeah .
I've never met a Jew before. I'm being so serious.
I am not even a little offended.
Oddguy, your people are responsible for Fran Drescher
now i'm offended.
The book is a hoax, generally believed to have been fabricated in 1895 by a Russian journalist named Matevi Golovinski. In an act of outstanding journalistic integrity, he wrote a fictional ancient document by plagiarizing a satirical work that criticized Napoleon III. All Golovinski really did was replace Napoleon with Jews and called it a day, making him the laziest anti-Semite in the history of the world.
This one has been proven to be a forgery and a hoax many times over, and there's also the fact that anyone who is serious about conquering the world probably wouldn't write their plan out and make sure it was widely distributed. In fact, it's been known that the book is a fake since 1905, after an investigation was ordered by the Russian government.
@Another_n00b I know its a hoax I found it on a Conspiracy theory cite . The bit about the Russians I didnt know.
I learned about this from NPR a couple years ago. One of the callers asked how Jewish Americans felt about Howard Stern's .
Great piece... damn the Jews to hell.
They do burn nicely...
A little char adds greatly to their flavor.
Did you know the Old Testament documents the Jewish Genocide of the Canaanites? What do you think the story about Jericho is about?
You do propose an interesting point . Ironic dont you think.
They are also great ground into meat for bacon cheeseburgers that will be served with french fries, mozzarella sticks or onion rings fried in lard... and maybe serve it with a non-kosher soft drink, and Jello for dessert? The ultimate non-kosher, Jew-hating meal...
Great idea for a restaurant... Auschwitz Burger...
I think weev mentioned a similar account in one of his sermons. A group that actually gave the Israelis refuge; and were subsequently exterminated by them.
Or maybe it's the same story. I can't be bothered to look it up.
Is it true that it's illegal to put cheese on burgers in Israel?
The people of YHVH cannot be wrong.
I am willing to bet that more people are going to shit their pants over that line alone than anything else. I do not have any respect for neo nazis and Satanists who just go on and on about Jews this and Jews that. Fuck you fuckers for making jokes like Aushwitz burger. My god we can write myths and shit but the Holocaust was real man!
I'm off to tefilah for some fucking patience with you goyim.
KILL THE JEWS!!12!!
OMG YOU ISLAMOPHOBIC RACIST !!12!!
I just lost all respect for you. Not only do you indirectly admit to being a kike, but you are thin-skinned and lack a sense of humor. Glad I could help!
Having meat and dairy on the same plate, like a cheeseburger, is forbidden in Orthodox Judaism, the predominant subsect of the national religion in Israel.
If you do run into a cheeseburger, it will either have a vegan cheeselike product, will be a veggie-burger, or be in a Palestinian neighborhood, and will not be made with bacon.
And we keep this region around, why?
Israel is only still around because of the Jews' chronic USI (why else aside from a delusion of being "God's chosen people" and a chip on the collective shoulder from centuries of persecution would ugly, annoying people be so dominant in certain careers and have their own country?), and Palestinian enclaves exist due to the British throwing them out of an area they inhabited for many centuries in favor of kikes, and so that said kikes, their descendents and those who have "made aliyah" don't get bombed to death.
I never really wanted your respect in the first place.
I have a sense of humor, just not when it comes to Jews and Judaism. That's like my only real bezerk button, that talk of neo nazi/skinhead shit about killing Jews and the Holocaust.
So either you are a Jew who lacks a sense of self-deprecating humor, unlike @oddguy and @JEWGIRL, or you are a libtard. You may very well be both too...
The joke stops being funny when you've heard too many people say how they really want to build gas chambers and gas the Jews all over again.
I think that's when the joke stops being a joke.