The Thread of Excessively Violent Assault weapons

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    Hey guys, I thought I'd start posting some of the most badass, illegal, cop-killing assault weapons I could find. [​IMG]
    look at this baby, this is a ruger 10-22 that holds more than 10 rounds, total fucking assault weapon.
     
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    hot damn I could knock over a bank with this .22 assault weapon.
     
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    I could go on an unholy shooting rampage with this 12 shot .22 assault weapon
     
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    joe has one of these violent killing instruments. Intention of ownership can ONLY be an indicator that you are a professional assassin.
     
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    These incredibly hard to acquire, incredibly expensive, incredibly hard to use .50 Cal assault weapons was deemed "the ideal weapon for terrorists" by California and specifically banned. Barrett arms agreed that it was too hardcore for California and consequently cancelled all contracts with California police and national guard agencies.
     
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    did you know that attaching two sticks via a chain turns them into a deadly illicit weapon?
     
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    Did you know that putting a bit of metal over your knucles is a far worse crime than actually carrying a heavy lead pipe to beat people with?
     
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    god help you if you use lead bullets when hunting in the great state of california.
     
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    many is the dead cop who met his end at the wrong end of one of these millitary-only rifles.
     
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    Would those be considered clips?
     
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    Maybe, I'm not actually sure that one is banned, since its not a "detachable magazine" so maybe that one is exagerated.
     
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    California is the best state in the union but this shit is annoying.
     
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    lol cali
     
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    Now you're officially a bad man for owning a gun.
     
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    I was about to ask you sooner why you were tagging people in this thread who obviously could not care less about it's topic. But I figured if I wait long enough you will tag me as well...

    The only wepon I know anything about are M16 which is what I trained with in the army and a few Israely made machine guns I got to use a few times but only had basic traning with.
     
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    Oddly enough, a few chainguns are legal almost everywhere in the US of A.
     
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    omg perpa you know that i hate guns and think they're bad
     
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    PerpA, you madman! These are EXCESSIVELY violent!
     
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    I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL LOAD 11 ROUNDS INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING
     
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    you fucking pro gun control queer.

    @Sugar Bombs
    @jack
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    ah yes the calico. I wish that thing was legal. You could shoot for an afternoon without reloading olololol.
     
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    GUNS ARE BAD, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
    I'm going to the range this weekend with my pops. He just got an AR-15, mostly composite, super light. I've never fired a semi-auto before, just a few pistols and a shotgun. Can't wait. :D
     
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    liar you hate guns and you think all gun owners are terrible. WEren't you bitching about people and firing off "500$ of ammunition"? Also you haven't fired a semi-auto before? What were all the pistols you fired revolvers?
     
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    It's my father's gun, not mine. He loves guns, probably has about two dozen in all, mostly rifles. As for me, it's not about the guns, it's about the cost. I'm saving my money, I don't really spend much. And yeah, the pistols were revolvers, the two that I remember were a Taurus .44 Magnum, and the other was a JRH. My friend considers himself Clint Eastwood.
    I don't own any guns, but it's fun to shoot them occasionally. Kind of exciting.
     
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    you were all gun bashy the other day. Waz izzum on izzum's period?