The Swiss get cuckstaceans

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    They still have dogs in Sweden?

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    The Swiss are right, people today all think they're victims and now even white people are joining in on the muh genocide grumbling.
    We never consider that what we do to animals today would make Goebbels cringe.
    This is what wholesome family fun looks like to some people

    "Oh but it is a poisonous snake, even if they feel pain and have attachments to their young they threaten us."

    Only humans would be so stupid that the one type of Viper that rattles loud as fuck is hunted and killed to the point where they either learn not to rattle or be tortured to death on display.
     
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    Cross Switzerland off my list of places to visit
     
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    Vegetables can feel pain too! Fucking vegan! Kill those fucks!

    Vegetables suffer for months unend before they are brutally slaughtered!
     
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    The fuck is the point? I personally wouldnt throw anything live in a pot of boiling water, and that has nothing to do with the law. But if i was differently inclined i would give two shits about that particular law.

    I mean, there are laws for wearing a seatbelt in your car and not texting while driving, perfectly sensible shit, yet a certain segment dont give a fug. To me it makes no sense to not wear a seatbelt, but some people just cant deal with it. I'm sure some retards are so attuned to lobsters they can swear that the taste is different if they're not boiled alive or whatever.

    So this law, since it cant really be enforced in any practical sense is just fucking retarded. The only thing it does is to highlight the Swiss as a cruel people who just throws anything into the pot, all the while i'm sure most people dont.

    also, lobsters are the niggers of the ocean floor and should be electrocuted before being consumed. Fucking low IQ snippers.
     
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    I like how europeans ban people from cooking lobsters the normal way because it might hurt them, but dont do anything when africans rape little kids
     
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    Sacrifices are sometimes necessary...

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    That video is full of of god damn shit! Snakes do not stay alive for hours after being decapitated. They are fucking confusing the fact that reptiles still twitch and move for awhile after being beheaded because of their cold blooded biology with being alive. Snakes only need to eat like once every few weeks, again because of their biology, so keeping them in a box for a month is fucking fine. Snakes DO NOT form family bonds or have friends, most species are in fact cannibalistic. Fuck rattle snakes, kill them with fucking fire and then some!
     
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    Yes, yes, we all love gaping holes in our kids and cheeses. :D

    srsly tho, are you really that distressed that some animals are about to feel less pain before being slaughtered?
    Because of a single law about DOG BARKING? :D Nigga, this law is more aimed at people who are poisoning the dogs because of the barking anyway..
     
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    They aren't talking about the body you spastic, the head is alive for a bit...


    And you're full of shit on the social psychology according to any actual professional snake behavior researcher.
    https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/02/0223_040223_rattlesnakes.html
    http://www.animalcognition.org/2016/01/12/interview-with-snake-behavior-researcher-melissa-amarello/
    You're also confusing the fact that reptiles can eat (you conveniently left out the no water bit ) once every few weeks, with the fact that they don't like that and eat more often in the wild.
    Talk out of your ass all you want but try reading a study even once before pretending your opinion isn't shit.
     
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    That video is shit tho
     
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    Ppl do realize that the screaming noise when u drop a lobster into boiling water is from the gases escaping, not pain, yes?

    I mean I slice the head first either way but still.
     
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    Yes, the sounds they make can be hardly heard over the sound of the boiling water. Still, that doesn't make the stuff any less disgusting.. :D
     
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    That goes usually hand in hand.. or whatever limb in whatever orifice. Meaning you should feel ashamed constantly. :awesome:

    Plenty of snakes form colonies for winter... more to the north, more social they are. And even more in the spring, when they're getting it on. ;)
    Some eat other snakes, but not the same species. They prefer something they can easily digest over something they have to digest for several days, which leaves them quite exposed.
    Spiders are way more cannibalistic, they're biggest threat to themselves, yet they're flourishing, kinda like hoomans.. :meow:
     
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    you retard, there is no way that snake is in any way conscious or aware of its surroundings, without a heart pumping blood and blood pressure in its brain its not aware of shit. Those are just involuntary reflexes its exhibiting that have nothing to do with higher consciousness.
     
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    Ok yeah so no one can claim to know what a still active snake head is thinking but you're being willfully stupid if you think that is an argument for your side not what it really is; "nobody fucking knows what is going on in a decapitated snake head how about we give it dignity and actually crush the brain to give it mercy."

    Kept it tailored though, finally looked up that Rattlesnakes have family bonds and aren't unfeeling insects?
    Dropping the "it lives without food & water for weeks so it's ok to deprive them" is A OK before sewing their faces shut in a pile of other scared snakes waiting to have their heads chopped off?
     
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    whatever faggot, if i see a god damn poisonous reptile sitting on my back porch I'm killing it with fire because im not losing a foot or my life over bullshit like caring about its feelings.
     
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    I dont see what's so confusing about that
     
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    Yeah do what you want in YOUR yard, hell i even support that because pets and kids are at risk. I was talking about the roundups where they go hunting for the snakes in masses, threatening them in their homes on a wide scale, risking extinction. And don't talk shit like good riddance when we run out of their venoms for medicine.