The superpower corrupting thread.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Web v1.0, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Web v1.0

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    As the wish corrupting threads, only that you post a superpower you'd like to have and someone corrupts it in a clever way and then post a new superpower.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Sadly, you were wearing a cape, flew in front of a plane, then got sucked into a jet engine.

    I wish I had the power the power of invisibility.
     
  3. Cthulhu

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    Sadly you get hit by a bus while being invisible.

    I wish i could read minds.
     
  4. Beefcake

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    Sadly, only your skin cells turn invisible.

    I wish I had the power to manipulate electricity.
     
  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    All electricity falls out.

    i wish I had the power to stay awake forever
     
  6. Tai Le Ree

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    It drives you insane

    I wish I had the power to control furfags
     
  7. Web v1.0

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    That was a corruption! :) The previous two was just accidents. But keep at it, gang! ;)
     
  8. Web v1.0

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    But you can only control them while they're in full fursuits.

    I wish that I had mad regenerative abilites.
     
  9. rst8

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    every opening in your body(mouth,anus,eyeballs,weiner,etc) heal up and close

    I wish that i could stop time
     
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    I wish for the power of complete invulnerability, like a combination of what Juggernaut and Superman have.
     
  11. Trixie

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    you read people's opinions about how much they hate you & wished that you were tentacle raped anally.

    i want the power of whiplash hair like marvel's medusa.