The story of The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae.

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  1. oddguy

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    One day, @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 was traveling in a fried-out combie,On a hippie trail, with his head head full of zombies.He met a strange lady, she made him nervous... But then she took him in and made him breakfast. And she asked: "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder?" But before The Member Formerly Known As Baya could reply,she continued by asking: "Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?" And advised him to run and take cover. Heeding her ominus warning,The Member Formerly Known As Baya went on his way... He traveled far and wide,finally stopping in Brussels. Hungry and tired he sought to buy some bread to eat. He turned to a muscular,six-foot-four tall man. He asked him if he spoke his language. But the man only smiled and handed him a vegemite sandwich and said: "I come from a land down under,Where beer does flow and men chunder..." The Member Formerly Known As Baya was shocked at this turn of events,the unknown man once again reapeted the strange womens words. Ans told The Member Formerly Known As Baya he must run and hide from the sound of thunder.(symbolic,obviously.) The Member Formerly Known As Baya continued along his way,escaping the unknown danger... Soon he was lying in a den in Bombay,resting from all his hardships. He was slack jawed and sleepy, but was still aware of his environment. He notices a strange man silently sharing the room with him. This man was clearly trying to seduce The Member Formerly Known As Baya. The Member Formerly Known As Baya confronted him and asked: "Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty?". The man broke his stoic silence,and he said: "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." The Member Formerly Known As Baya was in shock,he got ready to run again,but it was too late and he was killed by AMERICA.
     
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    I saw chunder and didn't read the post.
     
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    Important question: Did The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae hear the thunder?
     
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    He did. But he did not have time to run... to run and take cover.
     
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    Best thread.
     
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