The story of David A.K.A christianwarrior94

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  1. toxicmaniac

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    10.
     
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    This deserves an Emmy nomination for its brutal portrayal of how all fundamentalist Christians are born
     
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    Get this crap off of here you don't have my permission to post these lies.
     
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    I agree with CW, only Catholics do that crap. And emos.
    It is a known fact that Catholic= Christian + buttraped at child.
    Just as Athiesm and Agnosticism= Christian + Intelligence + Freewill
     
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    I wasn't raped lol.

    Also CW isn't Catholic.
     
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    I know, that's why i agreed with CW, the comic is wrong. i'll make a better one.
     
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    Cool, next time use gimp
     
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    [​IMG]
    although the quality is below par, i believe this is closer to the truth
    and i don't have gimp
     
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    I approve of this, hard.
     
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    I <3 this thread.
     
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    Truth
     
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    lol this is more accurate.
     
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    I like 'em both, but I think the buttsecks one is funnier.

    MOAR PLZ
     
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    The Human Centipede II;
     
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    its.......beautiful
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    LOL, I wholeheartedly approve this thread

    And Gimp is free, you know...

    Same as Paint.net, here

    Your artistic skill truly deserve both
     
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    lol one halfassed comic on @ChristianWarrior94 gets me 7 likes. maybe later i'll do what every good business man does. grind the series to bits with sequel after sequel until all they get me is someone saying "stop posting comics faggot". truly mans greatest purpose.
     
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    Um no, not at all. All those rape claims the media focuses on end up being lies, at least when they were directed at Christianity. Catholics are sinners so I don't care what they do.

    1. Give me an example of ANY contradicting evidence in the bible. Yeah, you can't.
    2. I came here because it was ungodly, it's not a surprise to me,
     
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    I agree that many of the report of abuse are exaggerated or fake.
     
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    1. took billions of years to do what your bible says took like, 7 days.
    2. Just because their fake doesn't mean its not fun to point out the rumors.
     
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    not as good sequel part 1
    now with 20% more stupid
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    ChristianWarrior helps his community by spreading Christ, and if it weren't for him all EDF members would burn in hell for being Atheist gays.
    Numbers sits there, bitches about pony cartoons and makes MSpaint comics. Doing absolutely nothing to save the EDF community from SATAN.
     
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    Hey, I don't think you realize how many chances i had to have CW riding rainbow dash in these things. I am TRYING to cut down on the pony posting.
    this is my temporary solution.
     
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    But still, Christianwarrior has at decided to help make our lives better with Christ. He's helping us but you people just hate on him for it.
     
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    I don't hate on him.
    I simply make jokes and watch his reaction.
    My fear of getting played simply makes me suspect that he is just a troll, but he puts way to much effort into his posts for that to seem reasonable sometimes.