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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer
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    Did the spider die tho?

    jeepers flaming creepers!!
     
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  2. Cassius Longinus

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    sounds like they were just trying to shed some light on the situation. :rimshot:
     
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    I found a picture of the spider after it was set on fire and went berserk.

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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    The message is special ppl shouldn't have spiders.
     
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  5. NotTheRealMelBrooks

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    This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
     
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  6. Lyle

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    I miss my magic cards, but the events of time would of changed if I didn't sold thems.
     
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  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I hope u didn't sell off a playset of like Goyfs for less than 250.

    Idk what they're running for now. Fucking MtG became like selling Short Stocks on the stock market. All over cardboard fairy n elf baseball cards for nerds.
     
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    It was back in 2007 Sold them all, top sales were 2 beta black lotuses for 950 ea. and some of the other power 9 for 350-450 ea. I wish I kept them sometimes but no one in my area played anymore and the only store that had tournaments kicked me out lol.
     
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    U sold black lotuses for 950?

    Dumbass.
     
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    How did a thread about giant death spiders on an arson spree derail into a gay-ass card game where the judges are pedos?
     
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    Better?
     
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    That's how much they were valued for back then.
     
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    Honestly, accurate, the fact he used such an inconvenient method says he wanted a story out of this. Fucker shoulda just used his shoe like the rest of us.
     
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    The California resident smiled Jewishly , “If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil”. The spiders became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and set a young spider on fire to prove once more that Spiders suck.

    The Spider raised one of his eight legs and said, “Can I ask you a question ?”

    “Of course”, replied the cali stoned pyromaniac.

    The Spider stood up and asked, “Does cold exist?”

    “What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?” The poor ass Cali squatters snickered at the Spider's question.

    The young Spider replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat. Otherwise what would happen if i jumped on your matress? ”

    The Californian resident sat down in awe of the blazing spider's debate skills.


    And that young Spider's name was Albert Einstein.
     
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    I have nothing to contribute. Enjoy cute spider.
     

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