The Secret of the Pyramid

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    It has nothing to do with aliens or hermetic wizards. So what can it be? Watch and find out. It is pretty good and worth your time.

     
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    May I receive a summary of the documentary?
     
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    *Sigh* I guess I should have expected this.

    So the great pyramid of Giza is so imbued with such a mathematics: such as pi, phi, the metric system, and the speed of light that whoever built the great pyramids were NOT the Egyptians. That the Egyptians used a much older building.

    The documentary argues that it is NOT Aliens that built the Pyramid and other interesting structures all over the planet, but a much older civilization. The film argues that this civilization created Giza as a giant astrological clock that has to do with a complete rotation of these four stars which happens every 26,000 years.

    The film further argues that this civilization built Giza as a means of warning humanity about something. Probably shifting magnetic poles, but it also could be reapers.
     
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    Egyptians. I see.
     
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    Shit just got real!
     
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    Anyone who says something like the Reapers don't exist are either incredibly naive or working for the Reapers.
     
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    We can only hope that the Reapers run Microsoft software. It's our only hope.
     
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    I have it on good authority that they were built so that tourist operators could make a killing selling shit to foreigners (e.g. "My Grandma went to <insert ancient civlisation here> and all I got was this lousy loincloth")
     
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    BSOD yourself you bearded Microslut arselicker.

    If the reapers were running MS, then they wouldn't be able to launch, let alone coordinate an attack.
     
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    If they were running linux they'd die during hibernation @2038 :awesome:
     
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    Let's make a deal, I'll kill myself when my Linux system crashes and you'll kill yourself when your Windows system crashes.
     
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    Ive got a better one you kill yourself whenever you experience downtime on your pos client workgroup and ill do the same if my clustered system experiences downtime before yours :D
     
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    There is no downtime in the Linux world.
     
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    Lol, you have to reboot for OS updates. Lol.
     
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    Oh for fucks sake this isnt 1998 anymore you jackass
     
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    Thank you.
    While different in context and conclusion of the film, watching this brought back an old thought and earning. How beautifully simple yet, in the same view, terrifyingly complex this life must be, clear of the fog of collective consciousness.

    This is a gift, again thank you.
     
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    We know.

    That's why we're not running windoze.

    Let's have a cold boot drag race. Win Server (you can pick whichever shithouse version you want) vs Ubuntu Server.

    I bet you I finish two beers before your shitbox has finished "Applying User Settings".
     
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    Then can we have another comparison of you running around applying policy to multiple servers and count up weather the time downloading & applying group policy updates was worth it :D
     
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    Yes it will be worth it, as central policy & access control management has come a long way in Linux. Fortunately they haven't sacrificed stability & speed either.

    Also, it's whether - not weather, you fucking cunt.
     
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    shit all around here. the egyptians built 'em. who the fuck else could they be?
     
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    does this have more to do with your philosophy of homoeroticism?
     
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    Jews built the pyramids during one of their multiple pwnages.
     
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    for jewgold?
     
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    Nah, they just got forced into slavery.

    You know, business as usual.
     
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    mmm by whom? egyptians are to retarded to enslave someone