The science of toast

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  1. dramacrat

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    let's see how toast evolved throughout the years.
     
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    first there was bread
    then there was hot bread
    then there was toast
    then there was nigger toast
     
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    1. Toast
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    Toast is stupid.
     
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    I am eating the world's shittiest toast, right now.

    shittiest bread recipe
    • 1.5 cups white flour
    • 1 cup wheat flour
    • .5 cups oatmeal
    • 1 tsp yeast
    • 1/4 tsp salt
    • 1/4 tsp cinnamon
    • 1 cup water
    • 1/4 cup olive oil
    Can anyone tell me what's missing???
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    Sugar for one.

    Speaking of sugar, I just ate a half a loaf of cinnamon toast. It was the best thing. If you cook it in a toaster oven, the cinnamon and sugar drips into the bread and caramelizes the whole way through, instead of just on the top.
     
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    there are quite a number of things one might or might not choose to add to the mix.
    But as of 2013/10/04 I have verified that without sugar, the bread will taste like sawdust+milwin*.

    (I have not verified what milwin tastes like, nor do I care to)
     
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    you're thinking of krokotoast
     
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