The Road to 2019 Faggot of the Year

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    It's getting late there, in America. Soon you will sleep. Sweet dreams.

    I've denied it in the past but it makes no difference. The junkies, alcoholics and faggots of this forum feel superior to fat people so they brush me with their prejudices. For the record, I don't think they are superior. All of them are worthless to me.
     
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    you could just say "they"

    that's what you mean, anyways
     
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    Have you tried time-stamped tits?
     
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    Yes, I give them a 6 out of 10.
     
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    Your posts weigh down this forum like your ass weighs down the chair you call home for 18 hours per day
     
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    Im superior
     
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    Pics or I call bullshit :gaben:
     
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    I've never had a good pre-mixed alcoholic canned beverage
     
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    Thats because you live in the US and not Aus/NZ
     
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    Does it make a difference?
     
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    Well i guess so because here its a major part of our alcohol industry, no different from buying a can of beer, where in the US its a specialty thing
     
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    It's Jack n coke so if u like cheap whiskey mixed with sodapop, it's ur game I guess.
    Our canned alkie beverages are either beer or some other high alc content malt shenanigans (like 4loko) so theyll get u drunk fast but at the sacrifice of ur dignity n tastebuds.
     
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    That's weird. I was like "why tf is he drinking that shit. is he 15?"
    I tried a 4loko once and couldn't stomach it, even as a fat alcoholic. Way too sweet and you can almost taste the dyes they use.
     
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    I'll show you next time i go buy some alcohol

    In the alcohol stores you'll generally have around 4 sets of fridge rows

    beers, craft beers, premixes, ciders
     
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    Jack n Jim Beam are midrange alkie whiskeys stateside Likey.
    Slightly better tasting than rotgut stuff like Bankers Club or Ezra Brooks or the canadian stuff, but mostly enjoyed by teens n weekend alcoholics.

    Good stuff is like Makers Mark. I haven't touched that stuff in over a month but it's very smooth.
    4loko is intense. Idk how ppl drink more than a few sips. They the real MVP.
     
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    Devils cut and GJ are not the same as the base models plus anything more expensive than the nicer JDs is not made for mixing anyway
     
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    Can you get beer at grocery stores there?
    Have you ever tried Black Velvet? It's the best cheap whisky I've ever had.
     
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    gentleman GD is just regular JD double filtered thru charcoal.

    https://scotchnoob.com/2012/01/30/gentleman-jack-tennessee-whiskey/

    You guys don't get good whiskey over there do you? Do you guys have knob Creek or Makers Mark imported?
     
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    Yes we get the expensive ones, we get everything. im saying the expensive ones are not meant to be mixed with coke
     
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    Yes. Not at like 7/11s and petrol stations and stuff like that though
     
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    Yeah. It's ok. Back when I used to drink that was a decent mixer.

    @scumhook knows his scotch whiskey if u want advice on decent stuff. I've kinda been avoiding the hooch.
    Now I get drunk on the milk of human kindness and a shitton of energy drinks.
    Hooray for clean living!
     
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    black velvet

    yikes

    the choice for choosy drunks on a budget
     
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    Oh definitely. That's why it's a decent mixer. A lil goes a far enough way if u buy a bottle of Cherry Coke n a 5th of that u can party like the finest of trailer park queens.

    Avoid things that come in plastic kids. It kiiinda tells u the makers know who their clientele are and that they can't be trusted with glass bottles.
     
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    fuck you. it's tasty.


    I've bought expensive whisky and it tasted the exact same, if not often worse.

    Also single malts are for hipsters.
     
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    Oh boudi....
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    Try the solsista Raddy method of black coffee n blood of Innocents. You won't feel worse I promise u.
    That shit was in my life cuz it was cheap af n it was slightly more palatable than Bankers Club or Stoli.
    Realized it wasn't worth it even then.
     
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    He looks like a fun guy.
    #partylikeamennonite!