The Road to 2019 Faggot of the Year

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  1. Linkermann

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  2. ASSBLONKER

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    ANOTHER CONTESTANT JOINS THE ROSTER
     
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  3. RatOil268

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    They should nominate you
     
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    Inb4 @Rellik009 is discovered as onideus sock
     
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    @Linkermann and i are not opponents

    what paint are you huffing

    as for the rest, only you think you are mysterious
     
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    I am mysterious? WHAT how does any of what I say transpire that
    Can I make you remember you were arguing with Lindermann before, which is why I said he was your "opponent"
    You say I'm gay but I think you're actually a full-fledged tranny fag
     
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  7. Lazarus+

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    cool beans

    you're retarded and i don't care about you

    go away now
     
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    Now, Sir Lazarus, I don't think that will be possible considering I have nothing better to do.
    Since I feel the need to spread my autism, I won't go away

    Edit: How desperate are you Lazarus you're literally putting "dumb question" on every post I make even when it's not a question
     
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    Why don't you help me finish it then? Oh I know it's because your poor little hands are broken down due to too much masturbation. Poor, poor Lindermann. Come here, daddy will kiss your hands so they feel better.
     
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    I don't give a fuck and have far better things to do than to waste my time on some youtube nobody who made you butthurt.
     
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  12. Linkermann

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    I'd ban for this "writing" that is about nothing. There's no minimum word requirement on ED, you don't need to waste everyone's time with meaningless shit.
     
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    I was an intern at nickelodeon studios an i got an lost episode of mikey mose i went home and i watced it but is was spooky. It shoded mcky moose sitting in his chair. Doland duck walked up to him and called him a faggot. Micey stabed him in the face with his katana. Hyper realistic blood flew everywhere. Donald died. Mickey mouse started tea-bagging him and donald's head exploded into hyper realistic blood. Then mickey grabbed his Dragunov SVD sniper rifle and his chainsaw. He then 360 noscoped goofy in his gay face. "Goofy? More like DEADY!!!! Trololololololol" Mickey mouse's bad sense of humor terrified me. I almost turned it off, but if I did, my friends would call me a pussy. Then mickey mouse quickscoped minnie to death. He started saying stupid MLG crap. BUT THEN, hyper-realistic blood started raining out of the sky. Hyper-realistic blood was hyper-realistically going everywhere. Mickey hyper-realistically yelled and hyper-realistically drowned hyper-realistically. The episode ended. Then my Tv exploded. My vhs exploded. The tape exploded. My copy of sonic boom exploded too, fortunately. But then, I a terrifying thought went through my mind. I thought: Man, that's probably gonna take 100,000,000 dollars to repair. I hyper-realistically ran about, flailing my arms around like an airdancer during a hurricane. I ran to the nearest walmart, screeching like a chimpanzee as I ordered a taco with an extra sauce, and I paid with my face. I ran out of the walmart, eating the taco with my eyes, as I ran around spouting random shit. Then Jeff the Killer came to me and asked me to fuck him. I did what any sane person would do and said "Go away you faggy emo". Jeff then started throwing a temper tantrum and I killed him with my dual m60s. Then mickey mouse found me. He had his sniper rifle and aimed at me. He said "u w0t m8" in the Daniel(Uk) voice before noscoping me to death. I then became a spoopy ghost and started throwing explosive potato chips at him. He pulled out a molotov cocktail. I threw a muffin at it. It set mickeh on fire and he died. Then HE became a spoopy ghost. We had a super cool ghost fight and killed everyone in existence. I threw exploding mountain dews at him. He almost killed me but a skeleton popped out and we both died. We went to the place where dead memes go to die, the infernal hell that is Tumblr. I pulled out my minigun and unloaded 420 rounds into mickey's ass. I called upon Kim-Jong-Un to blow up mickey mouse, and he didn't. I offered him a double cheeseburger with extra chicken, with some McNuggets. He gave me all of his nukes and I blew up mickey mouse. I was victorious. I showed off by teabagging mickey mouses dead body. Shrek walked up to me. "Good job, laddeh. The mighty ogrelord is proud of you." He said with his ogrewhelmingly sexy voice. He revived me and everything went back to normal. THE END.
     
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    He sounds a bit like leafy in the beginning.
     
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    No i just wanted to be creative I guess. This is my first humorous article ever in my whole life, so I still have a few things to learn/improve.
     
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    DDW has placed 2nd two years in a row. He's looking like the Buffalo Bills of FOTY.
     
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    *still acquiring in class
     
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  21. Groyper Supreme

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    Don't grammar shame. It's 2019 it's time to stop the hate.
     
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    I wasn't talking about grammar
     
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    Reusing my posts again I see.
     
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    Using a common expression.
    Honestly there's not much reason to read your posts after the first dozen or so as they are all the same.
     
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  25. Groyper Supreme

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    Since when are you particular to Merican idioms?
     
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    I am well read in media published in English, knowing common idioms is hardly surprising. The fact that you remember the usage of the phrase in Listerine commercials a century ago doesn't mean you invented it Timmy.
     
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    Used in Listerine ads? Oh come now you're desperately trying to make shit up again. Don't you get tired of trying to make up bad facts and failing to pass them off as "jokes?"
     
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    Get that monkey music out of here!
     
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    Claiming a common phrase as your own joke and having a fit when someone uses it is the dumbest shit ever.
     
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    You are EVIL. my eyes in the back of my head are watching YOU. you gotta sting as bad as @endsenten but she at least loves me deep down inside. YOU..no other words but DEVIL.
     
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