The Reasoning behind why Drugs are illegal

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    Why opium was criminalized:

    White Politician "These chinamen are going to drug steal our whitewomen with opium!"

    Why cocaine was criminalized:

    White Politician "These Negros are going to steal our whitewomen with cocaine!"

    Why marijuana was criminalized:

    White Texan Politician: "These Mexicans are going to steal our whitewomen with marijuana!"

    Why LSD/Mushrooms were criminalized:

    White Politician "These hippy cultists are going to steal our whitewomen with hallucinates!"

    Why PCP was criminalized:

    White Politician "These Negros are going to eat our whitewomen while they are high on PCP!"
     
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    and those are all good reasons.
     
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    that's glib and not the reason and you know it.

    Opium really fucks people up bad, however we still use opiates for REAL MEDICAL PURPOSES. The same with stimulants. We have no need to have our minds bended by hallucinagenics, or to dope ourselves stupid and lazy with pot.

    In short.
    SHUT THE FUCK UP JUNKIE.
     
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    i'm glad you're thinking of us white women's safety, dr. rice.
    you are truly an honorable man.
     
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    uh...... yeah, nobody wants you, you're a hag not a woman.
     
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    Yeah that is the reasoning NOW, but back then it was about fearing the chinamen would take all the white women.
     
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    shut up junkie.
     
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    Do I want to: 1) Save the Pope? 2) Smoke the Opes instead? Decisions will have to be made.
     
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    of course he's exadurating, but that's pretty much how most drugs were illegalized. Even with the ones that are legitimately harmful, who gives a fuck? Is it your business if some dumbass wants to slowly kill himself with drugs? I say let the junkies have their fun, and make some money while we're at it. The U.S is all about being free to make your own choices and mistakes, right? The founding fathers seemed to think so. As a matter of fact, George Washington said every farmer should grow hemp because it's so versatile and cheap to produce. Oh yeah, ol' honest Abe himself has admitted that sparking up a bowl in the evening is one of his favorite passtimes, and that prohibition laws were unconstitutional and went against everything the U.S stood for. I guess all those guys were junkies too.
     
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    Most drugs are already legal through self-medication anyways.
     
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    shut the FUCK up junkie.
     
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    Rice is probably the best anti-drug argument I've ever seen.
     
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    Unless of course, I am right.
     
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    Yeah, you're always right, bro. Always. Don't let anybody or anything tell you otherwise.
     
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    how could anyone forget the fucking hippies.
    they smell, they don't shave, they have disgusting hair sex where ever.
     
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    Blame it on the oil companies, the Christfags, the unionfags, the drug companies, the Jews who control our money, and the paper companies. All are reasons why drugs are illegal and "bad", and we can blame the religious, union-labor, Big Oil and Big Pharma bullshit along with liberalism and tyranny for why the US and EU are so fucked over.
     
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    I thought that was Asian women, especially very long-haired, dark-skinned ones who look like lolis.
     
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    Crazed cultist: "These politicians are going to steal our drugs with their white paranoia."