The realities of playing soccer/football

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    U talking about real football or handegg?
     
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    LOL, handegg. Love that name.
     
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    Soccer is highly effeminate, but is definitely "football".

    Handegg is impressive in the same way that tractor pulls and monster trucks are impressive. Also, not a lot of foot-on-ball.

    Rugby is verging on an appropriate use of the term "football", even though they throw the ball most of the time, and spend quite a bit of time with their heads buried in their mates bottoms.

    Aussie Rules - the only masculine code which can be called "football". Real men, playing a real sport.
     
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    Soccer's not effeminate, it's a simple sport played by childish heterosexual crybabies that for some reason get to fuck hot women despite most of them being ugly unattractive fucks. The hands are only used to throw the ball back in the pitch, used by the goalie to deflect incoming shots, and used to push, shove and punch people on the face or attempt to gouge eyes. Other than that the feet are used to drive the ball and make passes 97% of the time (88 minutes), hence "football".

    *Also, soccer fans don't tolerate faggots in football, only the diving and corrupt refs. They provide the lulz to make up for the lack of fun in soccer with their riots, hooliganism, pyros (which can literally turn into flamewars) and murders. They make prison gangs look like a My Little Pony convention in comparison.

    Handegg is only impressive in ad-revenue. It's the only sport in the world where both the players and spectators are fat fucks. Like how the government and corporations tell the sheep how to behave and what to buy handegg players are told how to play, tackle, and shove the egg up the quarterback's ass by an equally fat coach that resembles Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley. It's like AOL dial-up, only retards/Americunts (the invaders inhabiting the United States, not the original inhabitants of the continent that wear feathers while chanting to Cthulhu) buy that slow shit. At least Canada got their variation right and it's much faster, but it's Canadian, so it's more boring.

    *Also, the term "football" is misleading. They don't use their feet and the ball isn't 12 inches long. It also looks like a dildo, so Murka's favorite "sport" is actually a gay orgy between bears, juvie delinquents, and former prison inmates dog-piling to get hold of a phallic-shaped ball only for the broadcast to fadeout and air a GoDaddy.com commercial. Manly sport indeed.

    Rugby was so shit it split into two because their masters were Jews who didn't want to hire professionals and instead only allowed n00bs to play for a fraction of a pro's salary. Both sub-codes fucked each other in Canada to spawn the aforementioned handegg. Both are just as boring as their North-American offspring/counterpart and it's only taken seriously by the British and Oceanians and it's mostly played by Polynesian fat fucks, most of them from Hawa'ii and American Samoa that were probably influenced by the Murkan Armed Forces that are headquartered in those islands pillaging their women.

    Lol "masculine code". It's just bizarro Rugby played by descendants of British prisoners on a cricket field. I'd rather call Gaylick Football "football" since it resembles soccer more even though it's just a softer variation of rugby that's played with a spherical ball instead of an egg.
     
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    i literally didn't read a single word of your post.

    fuck you.
     
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    I also agree that australian football is played only by faggots, though that opinion will change the second Melbourne actually start winning games
     
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    Fuck you Melbourne FC, useless cunts
     
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    just make sure it says "day premiers' not "gay premiers" lik ehtat geelong cunt did a few years back llloooooz
     
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    Soccer is the best football.
     
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