The Real you.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by TheDude2894, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. TheDude2894

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    I was in the shoutbox and starting wondering, how does everyone's online persona and mannerisms match up with their IRL ones? Please contrast here.
     
  2. lulzbomb

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    IRL I am actually a really nice guy total push over.
     
  3. luvur

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    I think I'm more of a dick offline than on. I lay carpet and guys I work with are a pretty unruly bunch. Pretty much no morals, you leave your feelings in the warehouse parking lot. If you act like a bitch o n the rag, you get treated like it. But because we all understand this and agree to it, were able to joke around without limits and have fun where we normally wouldn't be able to if there were boundary's.

    But it's just like the atmosphere here. You can't have fun if people act like a bitch or get offended. That's how circlejerks manifest, than you're left with something like OHI. Which is just not fun(ny) in the least. If I were to carry these beliefs with me to most sites It wouldn't transfer over very well, and it doesn't, cause on most sites they're stuck in their bubbles of comfort. If you disturb that bubble you're a troll and you must go. But here there is no bubble, except the bubble of lulz. Which suits me just fine.
     
  4. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I'm a complete saint IRL. Not here though. Not here
     
  5. Helix

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    I'm actually pretty damn polite most of the time, except of course with my friends, since we all make fun of each other relentlessly. Most of the time, if I say something on here that's extremely racist, disgusting, or stupid, it's because I think it would be a funny response, not because it's what I actually believe. I'm sure you all know that by now though, I make it pretty damn obvious.
     
  6. Dr. Rice

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    I'm a quiet guy unless I'm talking about something I am passionate about, which is a lot of things. When I do talk about politics I pretty much say my fascist stuff without saying fascism. Also I talk a lot more about drugs and such.
     
  7. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    If I was in IRL what I am in here................well......................well.
     
  8. Dr. Rice

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    Fake, like the rest of us.
     
  9. oddguy

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    I am as bad IRL as I am online... Or at least I would be if that didn't make people fucking like me!
    You see,I have something called SPD (didn't actually go check if I do,but most people with this go on un-diagnosed.),Which basically means I hate people and can't stand to be around them. After figuring this out I tried for a long time to find a way to keep people away from me. At first I tried to "be myself",I.E: Rude and hateful. But,ironically,PEOPLE FUCKING LOVED THAT! They were so unused to it that everyone thought I was either kidding,or respected me for my honesty. (vomit.) So all the "Fuck you" and "Don't talk to me" did nothing to reach my goal of being left the fuck alone.

    Now I act nice but boring. I am still rude and unpleasant to people who try to forcefully be my friends,but mostly my system works.
     
  10. Weezus Christ

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    haha, hating people and being popular and then doing shit to make people hate you and they like you more.

    that sounds really familiar....


    yeah im pretty much the same in real life. i really do yell bullshit at people, get in a ton of fights and at this point i have to be poured into my computer chair.

    there is no 'real me' though. im fairly confident that ive taken the lid off this jar and unleashed everything possible.
    the mask i wear of this character is just a facade so that i can control my body without dissolving into everything.

    i am everyone all at once. and i cant be destroyed in this form but i can destroy all of you because
    you have a sense of self that i can pluck away and the process will leave you quite mad if you struggle.

    youre reading this in your own voice. the worms are already working their way inside.
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    My persona, here, reflects strongly on my sarcastic/smartass side of my personality... or my true, inner self.

    I'm generally a nice, quiet guy and will sometimes use sarcasm to insult or amuse, depending on who I'm with.
     
  12. Weezus Christ

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    [read: pussy except online]

    man i wont say anything i wont say in real life. of course if you could read this in my tone of voice im usually pretty pleasant. i have a happy fun way of telling people they suck.
     
  13. luvur

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    Not really. For me my brain and self identity is pretty fucked up from continuous drug use since I was 12. Everything just rolls off my shoulder as if it were nothing. I could be hated and demeaned and not care. I could be pitied and brush it off as annoying faggotry. I've even accepted that god doesn't care. Yes I believe in a higher power, but I have forsaken it, for what I think to be like wise agreement of dis-concern. Not even your usi view of the way you think your behavior affects others could effect me or my actions.

    TLDR Not one fuck given here
     
  14. Immortal_Cake

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    I have no idea and don't want to know what you sound like.
     
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    Well IRL I'm a completely pussy so I try to compensate my lack of power acting like a tough guy here and there OTI
     
  16. SomeIdiot

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    my mother calls me facetious and immature and stupid ect

    i dont get along with her

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  17. Weezus Christ

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    thats cool didnt read your post, bro...

    good for you, faggot.
     
  18. uberfukken

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    I don't have a fucking "online persona"
     
  19. luvur

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    Now you're making me laugh. You wouldn't even quote and brush it off if you didn't read it. Way to show you don't care. Fake fucker, lol.
     
  20. Ryfyle

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    Simply A quiet man who wears a cowboy hat. Nothing more, nothing less.
     
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    I'm a cunt in real life as well.

    On the weekend, my hair looks like my avatar's.
     
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    Pretty much the same thing.

    'Cept I have some hair.
     
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    Nice and distant, just like I'm here.
     
  24. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    OH god, I hope you aren't fat IRL
     
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    Once again, I have to dash your hopes into the ground.

    Fat, white and hairy.
     
  26. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    xxxx.
     
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    Don't cry. Here's some bewbs to make you feel better

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  28. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    fake tan. Fake breasts, fake smile. Clearly wearing make up to hide aging. white eye liner does not go good with the black eyeliner already on her. If you look at her eyes to long it feels like she's derping

    2/10. Would not fuck
     
  29. luvur

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    6.5/10, and I would fuck. she at least trys to look good, and if my experience tells me anything. It's the ones that try who are better in bed. But I love real tits much better, even small ones. If she didn't have the fake tits shed get an 8-9 from me.
     
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    Good call. I've analysed her tits and now I feel more than slightly sick.

    I bet you'd fuck her if you stuck a bag over her head and did her from behind.