THE RAP-SCALLION FIVE THOUSAND LUDICROUS RAP OFF [Shit Thread]

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Wizard, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. Wizard

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    Ediot

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    The rules are
    The rules be
    4-6 lines a piece, see? Continue the next post above you bb

    Anyone can be a fucking rap artist stupid mother fucker; Flows like ludicrous

    my name is short
    like my dick is a leaky cork,
    I stick in it where yo mama flows...
    I know how to treat dat ho
    we be ballin on her grey hair
    I like to mess with her down there
     
  2. m450n_yuno

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    I'm the main event, and your just the intermission
    Ur like michael jordan, the faggot version
    just come out of the closet, come clean now, wizard
    Ur a failed abortion, a faggot, and a retard
    This rap off is a big piece of sh--, like zaiger
    So quit rapping dawg, rapping is for niggers
     
  3. jones

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    Wow, I never knew someone could fuck up rap that bad...
     
  5. TheDude2894

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    Penis Cunt Nigger
    Swearing Kike Fuck Shit
    Bitch Titties Rape Misscarriage
    Incest Vagina Faggot Bastard
     
  6. ge5undhe17

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    Does pokeraps count?
     
  7. Wizard

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    You people dont know how to post for shit
    whie I lay down what is really it
    a rhym that is without bound
    a system of lols that can't be found
    they extend so far and deep
    its like my penis in meepsheep
     
  8. TheDude2894

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  9. Wizard

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  10. TheDude2894

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    That was amazing poetry. It brought a tear to my eye with the masterful symbolism and underlying allegories. I would compare it to the great works of Alighieri or Neruda. Keep truckin', man, Keep truckin'.
     
  11. Wizard

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    Please help to make my thread great
    something to really appreciate
     
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    cigarsex you dont need to guess we will cigarsex your grandfather in a dress and make a mess.
    ummmm. IM WHITE.


     
  13. Wizard

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    im beyond drunk
     
  14. madh8r

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    This whack shit aint worthy of my time
    You sound like an Asspie writing nursery ryhmes
    but if you can climb through the slime then you may find that I'm
    Dropping bombs so destructive they are considered a war crime
    So take some time, free your mind, find ryhmes so divine
    they wind their way behind your mind and combine to something sublime
     
  15. madh8r

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    Mother fucking shit, that mike got raped with muddy dicks
    Now I'ma get wild like hoodlums with bats and bloody bricks.
    I pack a full clip of syllabels for my lyrical machine gun
    What did you think this is just satirical clean fun?
    I'm sicker than a skateboarding AIDS infested rapist
    If you bitches got beef snort a queff and go gay kiss.
     
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    daaayum dat some dope rhymes
     
  17. madh8r

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    six fucking lines bitch? gimmie 6 thousand!
    Im strong as a mountain and I flow like a fountain
    I'm that crazy shit talker so they call me Madh8r
    I cut your epeen off so they call me castr8r
    Your that masutrb8r I'm that master deb8r
    I cut you like a cheese gr8r I dominate like a dict8r
    Thats actually the first time I've reused a rap on EDF and it's because I'm so proud of it
     
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    Better show respect to the h8r or you will get smacked down
    You better back down, thats not opinion it's a fact, clown
    Better give the madh8r the love he deserves
    I make your thread epic with the ryhmes I serves
    Better treat me like a mod or you'll get B& hard
    My style phat and stupid like a chantard
     
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    H8r hijacked this thread like Al Quida
    Jacked like a thug ass nigga gangsta rida
    I will end your world like a large hardon collida
    I spit burning venom like I'm a demonic spida
    I hold your life in my hands like your health care provida
    Now I'ma go blaze up yo, wheres my fucking lighta?
     
  20. oddguy

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    no need for lighter,cuz i'm here my son.
    no need for a fire,my rhymes hot like one.
    the rest off y'all need to shut up,and just behave.
    cuz i own this thread like i won black slaves.
    my dick so long,motherfuckes scared of it.
    it's sweet and swings low,but it isn't a chariot.
     
  21. madh8r

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    Aww yeah nigga now we cookin with fire
    Ima burn this thread up just to get a little higher
    Thats right homie I burn you up like bong hits
    I burn you like you was a Jew in Aushwitz
    Becasue I don't spit fire I vomit hot lava
    I explode like a volcano call me the almighty Allah
     
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  23. oddguy

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    aight,that was hot,but i ain't done.
    last verse i had my rap phaser set to "stun".
    now it's time to set the mode to "hype rap".
    lyrics that split your wig and knock off your cap.
    and when the cops come,i won't plead innocent.
    when jews did WTC i was in on it.
     
  24. madh8r

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    Fucking quality bro. I unliked your other post to emphasize this like
     
  25. oddguy

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    fuck this liking and unlikeing shit.
    grab the mic and go in dun !
     
  26. madh8r

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    They call me the Madh8r the checkmater the procreator
    the eternal savior, the ireffutable truth stater
    The intoxifader, the ganga blazer, self incriminator
    The retaliator who feeds you to alligators
    and rolls you up in Rowling papers and blazes you into vapors
    Don't wear out the name motherfuckers it's Madh8r
     
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    that was some hype shit playa.
    now let me get at it.

    if you got a mic,you should put me on.
    V.D's,you caught them all like they were Pokemon.
    me wanting battles is a trap like emily.
    i don't just kill this rap,i kill your family.
    in school i was playing Xbox while skipping classes.
    unlocked the achievement "whoop niggas asses".
     
  28. madh8r

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    I rip it like maijuanna, I rip it like a pirahanna
    Ima rip this shit like challa on Rosh Hashanna
    You broke joke you choke on the mic and on my smoke
    I got more pokemon than GARY MUTHAFUCKIN OAK
    I'm sicker than scat and my ryhmes are fucking phat
    Go and take the mic nigga you're up to bat
     
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    i always plead innocence.kill and leave no evidence.
    pigs can't catch me cuz i never leave them any fingerprints.
    my rhyme style is too intense,i wrote the book of genesis.
    garbed the mic when i was born,iv been rapping ever since.
    holy how my record spins,makes you all confess your sins.
    and you need a map to know just how long my penis is.
     
  30. madh8r

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    Getting better every post bro. Now lets get gangsta

    I roll up in your bank in my motherfucking tank
    While I'm sipping purple drank,I fill the room with danks
    Pass the cash or you get shanked, fill the bag or you get spanked
    Don't care your pussy rank, you know I aint shooting blanks
    I don't mean to be frank but you know I'm looking swank
    I'm srs buissness bitch I don't pull no pranks