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  1. feminist jazz hands

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    Moral Highlander

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    https://9to5mac.com/2017/03/28/apple-president-trump-iphone/
    Pre-election claims are one thing, place of assembly line is the other(lol), but the chewed-on apple? Seriously? After all the recent fuckups? I thought that they have their own special brands or someting..
     
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    There was a bomb in Saint P- HOLY SHIT TRUMP BOUGHT AN IPHONE AND HE SAID HE WONT! JESUS FUCK!
     
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    Sounds like someone is not getting the new iPhone. Jealous. Very sad.
     
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    What better way to fight leaking and spying than to use a phone which uploads everything you do to the cloud.
     
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    I use an iPhone as a work mobile. There are apps that make it IT friendly and you disable the cloud for corporate security reasons.
     
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    Seriously. Who the fuck cares about the phone he uses? A smartphone is always a shitphone.

    Also being an Apple user doesn't make you part of the master race of technology. Just more of a filthy casual.
     
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    Actually I do have an issue with him using a smartphone. He is the president of the United States, he deals with national security matters on a daily basis, a personal device like that may pose as a risk for unintentional leakage of classified information when he is trying to run to day to operations. He should just relay information to his staff and aids and let them handle it just incase he says something that should be handled on a secured information device.

    Granted that phone is probably scrutinized for potential leaks and hacks but why make it harder to keep secure?
     
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    tl;dr

    Something about Trump making a choice, which we must all know was the right choice.
     
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    Y'all remember how Wikileaks just released info detailing how the CIA effectively hack every Apple device on the planet
     
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    You think it's unique to Apple? They hack everything.

    I'm posting this from a FreeBSD system. I don't think it was specifically mentioned in Vault 7, but I'm sure it's being done.
     
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    so wait are you saying trumps nudes might get leaked
     
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    Finally the truth of Pissgate will be revealed!!!
     
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    Stop pretending like you have anything better to read, you otaku snownigger.
    Hell naw, man. :D I gotta admit i have a hateboner for Apple since i had to work with few macs in highschool. The panther OS was a huge advancement and i'd go so far as to say it even was a little pleasent to work with, but there are certain details and traumas that you can't simply let go.. like the initial translation. It was so bad.. for example, there was a "let there be.." button instead of "Okay" button.. so when an app crashed after few hours of work, the only option you were left with was clicking on the "let there be" button, :D That made my blood boil.. my boss offered me the new ihpone few days back, but i'd rather keep my trusty Korean shitbrick till it'll explode in my pocket and blow my dick off.. :awesome:
    I don't care about that shit that much(edit: i'm lying, i do care, hail the glorious Zerg masterrace), i was just expecting him to have some sort of super-encrypted device, made by some swiss security company or something like that, i dunno... :words:
     
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    You know, people. It's very highly unlikely for Trump (and of course highly moronic) to store some seriously confidential info on a hackable mobile device. We may be living in the digital age yes, but I really doubt the government would allow him to do that--whatever or not he wants to.

    It's honestly like hacking into the phone of a terrorist, only to find most of the info is underwhelming. I don't think people store every little secret they have their fragile on-the-go devices. Anyone who does that is a complete retard.

    Which in short, why the fuck you are all caring. Unless you guys want to suck his dick.
     
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    Again. Anyone who seriously thinks there's secrets in phones that is probably retarded.
     
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    Also I'm going to take it that you like to suck Trump's dick since you are using his twitter account as an argument.
     
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