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  1. TwoStar

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    I highly recommend you participate in its ritual of pressing the "send" button/ lifting it from its throne, in order to communicate with the person who gave your phone the sudden need do request for your attention, over long distances.
     
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    Fuck off.

    Don't pretend that you've got anyone in your life who'd want to hear from you.
     
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    Don't shoot the messenger, Scumhook.
     
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    I'll shoot the messenger.

    Then I'll shoot his fucking horse, rape it, and eat it for lunch.
     
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    I'm not even the one calling. You are finding excuses for your homicidal tendencies based on your own perceptions.
     
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    As opposed to other people, who base things upon others perceptions???

    What the fuck's wrong with you?
     
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    I believe we are stepping into an entirely different territory.
     
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    Nope, I also desire to cause you harm.
     
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    Uh, okay?
     
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    I do not require your approval, however it is appreciated.
     
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    The only territory you'll be stepping into will be a hole in the ground, containing the remains of your bloodied and battered corpse.
     
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    It has been a while since I had urge to bet someone for any reason other than rape, But you, you get whoopins for whoopins sake.
     
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    Wait, how can I step into a hole if my corpse is already there?
    No, I am just saying that your appearance in the conversation was sudden and unprovoked.
     
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    You said,
    And I found this assumption false, seeing as...
    So here we are:)
    Pipe or bat, since you have been so gracious, you may choose.
     
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    And yet, you were not the one of whom the comment was directed towards. So I pick neither, thank you.
     
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    I can appreciate a man who prefers to be murdered by bare hands, classy.
     
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    Let's call it a metaphorical step, representing your transition from live faggot to dead fertiliser.
     
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