The Perp A Challenge

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Nouble Digger, May 5, 2012.

  1. Nouble Digger

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    If @PerpetuallyAroused can prove to us that's he's not a deadbeat laboratory flunky who lives by himself, and that he indeed lives a fulfilling life, I will donate part of my tax return to this website.

    I seriously doubt it, however. He does seem to be able to sink quite a bit of time into this website, if post count means anything. Then again, if every post I made was a shit post, I'd probably be over a thousand posts by now, myself.

    Until then, this is how you shall be perceived:


    If he does manage, against all odds, to be a regular person: I will make, and award him with a forum badge so it will never be disputed again, and that he really is the best poster on this forum.
     
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    Nouble Digger and incentives, everybody. But enough about that, here's what I'm really here for:
     
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    Ur wrong, mate

    He was quite popular at high school at least

    Proof:

    DERPA.
     
  4. Nouble Digger

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    You're just upset I'm not doing the same for you, because you're a nobody.

    I'm giving him the opportunity to support the website he likes to frequent by doing relatively nothing. Plus, he's a scientist he has money already, his toilet paper is made from the magna carta. It's more an insult towards him, rather than myself, to say that he would accept measly fiscal handouts.
     
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    For starters:
    I reiterate:
    If he even succeeds (let alone bothers to try), which I heavily doubt, it's definitely going to be something more of a miracle than "relatively nothing."
    You better get your tax refund and rev up your favorite painting program, because he, according to you, already has enough money to live a life one could call "fulfilling". And no, money actually does buy happiness.
    Also, if you had any basic knowledge at all about incentives... How about I put this in easier terms for you?
    If you want to get a man to push a crate, offer him an apple. (considering there is no apple trees with a three-mile radius of you and the man's general vicinity, especially none that bear fruit, but that's not part of the metaphor.)
    If you tell the man, "push the crate", almost all the time he is going to ask you what he would benefit from this.
    And from here I could go on to the effects of dictatorship on how easily people would comply to pushing the crate without any real incentive, but that would just make this more redundant than I already have to make it for you.
     
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    This is going to be interesting. I also want PerpA to admit that guns are bad and they do nothing beneficial for society and that he is wrong in every way.
     
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    Yeah, I never thought I'd agree with two star, but I honestly don't care enough to bother doing anything for you. You're just mad I called your faggot ass out and humiliated you.
     
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    Now admit that guns are bad.
     
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    I apologize for saying something that you agree with. I know how you feel about things like that.
     
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    Guna are probably bad, but they make me feel so good.

    yeah, double nigger is just mad that I'm questioning the sanctity of his gay love. Its cute to see his rage spill into multiple threads.
     
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    Never a day goes by when you don't break someone's heart.
     
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    I guess. He's just being all queenie. Lets derail this thread with.

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    YAWNING CATS!
     
  13. Thayora

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    No. Post dogs, PerpA.
     
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    Fine.
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    HE BARED HIS SOUL FOR US, and I found it quite touching.

    It's high time you followed suit, while I am still at half-mast.
     
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    I thought the perpa challenge would be to keep your virginity forever and ever by being a horrible undesirable person.
     
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    All PerpA would have to do to prove his success to me is to post those gorgeous pics of himself.
     
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    PerpA I am offended by your opinion on homosexuals. You forgot that I was one, too.
     
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    Preparation H Challange?
     
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    Come on, you can do better than that. It's for ED.

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