If @PerpetuallyAroused can prove to us that's he's not a deadbeat laboratory flunky who lives by himself, and that he indeed lives a fulfilling life, I will donate part of my tax return to this website. I seriously doubt it, however. He does seem to be able to sink quite a bit of time into this website, if post count means anything. Then again, if every post I made was a shit post, I'd probably be over a thousand posts by now, myself. Until then, this is how you shall be perceived: If he does manage, against all odds, to be a regular person: I will make, and award him with a forum badge so it will never be disputed again, and that he really is the best poster on this forum.