The Order of the FEZ

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by umkemesik, Sep 26, 2013.

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FEZ Should Stand For....

  1. Federation of Egalitarian Zealots

    35.7%
  2. Fuck and Exterminate Zionist

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  3. Federation of Extreme Zoophiles

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  4. Fucking Everything at the Zoo

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  5. Other (see below)

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  1. umkemesik

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    So I was thinking of actually putting an identity to our ideals. Anonymous is shit. So I thought of using the word "FEZ" as an acronym.

    I think FEZ should stand for:

    Federation of Egalitarian Zealots

    federation[ˌfɛdəˈreɪʃən]
    n
    1. the act of federating
    2. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) the union of several provinces, states, etc., to form a federal union
    3. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) a political unit formed in such a way
    4. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) any league, alliance, or confederacy
    5. a union of several parties, groups, etc.
    6. any association or union for common action

    egalitarian[ɪˌgælɪˈtɛərɪən]
    adj
    (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) of, relating to, or upholding the doctrine of the equality of mankind and the desirability of political, social, and economic equality
    n
    (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) an adherent of egalitarian principles
    [alteration of equalitarian, through influence of French égal equal]
    egalitarianism n

    zeal·ot(z[​IMG]l[​IMG][​IMG]t)
    n.
    1.
    a. One who is zealous, especially excessively so.
    b. A fanatically committed person.
    2. Zealot A member of a Jewish movement of the first century a.d. that fought against Roman rule in Palestine as incompatible with strict monotheism.

    Sounds good.

    We need a symbol & Flag (colors), something a little bit more serious then a hairy ball sack or human gorilla. Swastika is already taken.
     
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    Isn't the acronym supposed to match the organization and not the other way around? And Forum of Encyclopædic Zealots?
     
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    Ok, so for a symbol I found these (attached)

    Power-512. poweroff-icon-256. modern-15-yin_yang. daoism.

    Pretty original huh?
     
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    Sounds good.
     
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    FEZ stands for Forum of Extremely OddguyZ
     
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    FEZ will mean what anyone wants it to mean. Simply we'll be known as the FEZ Party, it's meaning to be lost on the annuals anals of history.

    We do need (1) symbol/flag (2) Platform (core tenants of FEZ members) which will lead to (3) The FEZ manifesto.

    Our Platform should at the minimum include:

    1. A Free Internet, free from Government regulation, intrusion, and censorship. The only regulation should be those that are necessary to run the internet

    2. Decriminalization of drugs

    3. A Limited Government

    4. Simplification of Tax, regulatory, civil, and criminal codes

    5. No Jews

    6. No Niggers unless for slave labor

    7. No Spics

    8. English as a primary language

    9. Alternative form of currency other than the fucking dollar (i.e. BitCoin)

    10. A Free Market that does not exploit workers, steal and sell user data, stifle competition with price fixing and monopolizes resources.
     
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    Come on, just say manifezto.
     
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    FEZ: Federation of enlightend Zionists
     
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    A Marriage Saver! Is there is nothing that the Fez can't do?
     
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    I found a FEZ on the fucking E.T. replica movie prop we have in my dad's office.

    (we are the 1%)

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    I wish I could like more than once.

    This is exactly how I'd envision the uniform. (Also a summer White version)

    Hugo Boss (creator of the Nazi uniform) made the most outstanding military dress uniform in the history of mankind. Regardless of how one feels about the Nazi's their uniforms were bad ass.

    2561202219_559d2583af.
     
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    SHRINERS. THEY'RE PART OF THE MASONIC ORDER. THEY ALREADY HAVE A SECRET SOCIETY OF FEZ-WEARERS. LOOK:

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