The only thing keeping me going these days is caffeine.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    And hope. But mainly caffeine.

    How about you?
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I keep going because i want to see how it all ends.
    don't you?
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    I know how it ends because I'm the one who wrote the ending.
     
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    ok then smarty pants, how does it end?
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's a secret. You're going to have to buy the book if you want to know.
     
  6. $$Trooper

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    waaiiiitt, is it a copy of Mien Kampf with all the pages stuck together?
     
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    Of course not. But I do enjoy a sense of poetry so there are extracts from the Bible.
     
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    Gilette Adverts always depressed me, if the best a man can get is a razorblade then that would explain why males have a higher chance of commiting suicide.
     
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    You should switch to cocaine The Member Formerly Known As Baya. I mean, what could go wrong, right?
     
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    I'm not going to be igniting that powder keg any time soon. In any case I can't because I don't have the funds. I don't even have the funds to buy speed, the poor man's cocaine. To put it in perspective, all drugs in Australia (save weed) costs ten times as much as it does in America. Except we use real money instead of Monopoly money like you guys do.
     
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    For me, it's cigarettes. I started on Newports but realized they were shitty and swiched to Malboros after some hajji gas station owner sold them to me by accident. I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes today and feel like I'm a GI in Normandy now.
     
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    Drink this and stfu, makes rockstar feel like drinking breast milk.

    Edit: three scoops
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    I use that 5-hour-energy stuff.

    It tastes like shit but it works.

    (<3 coffee)
     
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    I fuel up with Nigger™ Brand semen.
     
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    held together by smegma
     
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    yes sire
     
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    scotch. and the occasional opioids
     
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    chocolate mainly
     
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    used to be weed but now it's just energy drinks and coffee.