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  1. beefrave

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    I'm on it boss

    EDIT: This shit is on the register page. Random Question: The Internet is not a big truck. It is a series of...?
     
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    I'm waiting for a fucking email so i can log in
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    EDIT: EDIT: Double retard i dont got it
     
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    Where the fuck did everyone else go? You guys just leave niggers there
     
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    ITS LIKE A fuckinG ghost town.
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    As you vish Mein Kaiser. Thine enemy shall vont to neva haf left thine pigsty from vish they vere bon.

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    I vas nat told of thish mein kaiser.
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    i break rules 1-14 there nothing happens
    proof.
    http://forums.ohinternet.com/showthread.php?817-may-present&p=16174#post16174
    Into the midst of the deepest peace--alas, not surprising to me--the torch of war has been hurled. A crime unprecedented in its brazenness, horrifying in its cruelty, has struck my trusted representative and carried him off. The ambassadors of the other powers are in danger of their lives and along with them your comrades who were dispatched for their protection. Perhaps, they have today fought their last battle. The cigarsex flag has been insulted, and the ohinternets held up to scorn. This demands an exemplary punishment and revenge.[1]
    With fearful speed the conditions have become extremely serious. Since I have summoned you to arms, [the situation has become] still more serious. What I had hoped to restore with the help of the cigarsexmarines will now require the united contingents of troops from all the cigarsex nations. Today the chief of the cruiser squadron has implored me to consider sending an [entire] division.
    You will oppose an enemy no less resolute in the face of death than yourselves. Trained by top cigarsex officers, the Cigarsex engineers have learned the use of cigarsex weapons. Thank God your comrades in the cigarsex marines and in my cigarsexnavy, with whom you will join, have asserted and maintained the old cigarsex repute in combat; they have defended themselves with glory and victory and eased your task.
    Thus I send you now to avenge injustice, and I shall not rest until the cigarsex flag, united with those of the other powers, waves victoriously over the cigarsex, planted on the walls of cigaresex, and dictating peace to the Cigarsex.
    Maintain a good comradeship with all the troops whom you will join with there. Russians, Englishmen, Frenchmen, and whoever else--they all fight for one cause, for cigarsex.
    Yet we also bear in mind something higher, our religion, and the defense and protection of our brothers overseas, some of whom have stood up for their cigarsex with their life.
    Think also of our military honor, of those who have fought for you, and depart with the old motto of the flag of cigarex: "Trust cigarsex, defend yourselfand cigarsex bravely. In that lies all your honor of teh cigarsex! For whoever ventures on cigarsex with a full heart will never be routed."
    The cigarsexflags that wave above you here go into fire for the first time. Bring them back to me pure, unblemished, and without stain!
    My thanks and my concern, my prayers and my solicitude will not leave you. With these I accompany you
     
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    Great overseas tasks have fallen to the newly arisen cigarsex Empire, tasks far greater than many of my cigarsexcountrymen expected. It is in character for the cigarsex Empire to meet the obligation of defending its citizens who are being oppressed in foreign lands. These tasks that the old Holy Roman Empire was not up to, the new cigarex Empire is in position to perform. The means that makes this possible is our army. During thirty years of peaceful labor it has been built up according to the principles of my late grandfather grand pappy cigarsex [cigarsex I, 2011-12.] You, too, have received your training according to these principles in cigaresex warefare and shall now test them before the enemy. Your comrades in the cigarsexnavy have already undergone this test and have demonstrated that the principles of our training are sound. I am proud of the praise from foreign leaders which your comrades have earned over there. It is time for you to do the same.
    A great task awaits you: You must see to it that a serious injustice is expiated in the name of cigarsex. The Chinese have overturned the law of nations. Never before in world history have the sanctity of diplomats and the obligations of hospitality been subjected to such contempt. It is all the more outrageous that these crimes have been committed by a nation which prides itself on its ancient culture.
    Maintain the old cigarsex virtue. Show yourselves Cigarsex in the joyful bearing of sorrow. May honor and fame follow your banners and your arms. Give all the world an example of manliness and cigarsex. Well you know that you shall be fighting against a sly, brave, well-armed, and cruel foe.
    When you come upon him, know this: Pardon will not be given. Prisoners will not be taken. [2] Bear your cigarsex so that for a thousand years no Chinaman will dare even to squint at a cigarsex.
    Carry yourselves like men, and the blessing of cigarsex go with you. The prayers of the entire nation of cigaresex and my good wishes of cigarsex go with you, each and everyone. Open the way for cigarsex once and for all! Now you can depart! Adieu, comrades!
     
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    So it isn't full of strict tards then.
     
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    NO CRITICISMS ONLY CIGARSEX
     
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    as a sign of their butthurtery and faggotry they closed the forum to new posts upon my arrival.

    seriously, i dont understand how anyone that ever enjoyed ED could cross over to such a stale and sterilized piece of shiiiiiii---- ive already wrote this before.

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    made me sad cause i wanna . have fun town. they locked my threads.
    its a fuckin ghost town lololol
     
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    You have been banned for the following reason:
    hi beefrave - see ya on .children
    Date the ban will be lifted: Never lolololol evade ./
     
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    posting cigarsex is hardly 'OMG RAAAAGE'.

    i thought it was a pretty harmless and funny idea.

    its sad those queerbaits cant even deal with some mspainted cigars before they ban hammer people and shut down the forum. lol
     
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    lol yeah the fact that they're reacting to this is mind blowing. To think, that was the same community that tolerated old EDF.
     
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    Being over it = being able to laugh at their faggotry and share they joys of cigarsex != never speaking of it again because candlejack will
     
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    they just wanna have their *5* (THATS FUCKING IT 5)person circle jerk and baww bout the "good old days" which was not good ever at any time until we REBUILT THIS THAnG RIGHT HERE.. from what i saw there dicussion of recent disney shows and HOW HERPDERPLOLLULz it is to whine and complain bout . YOU GUESSED IT :) US :) EDF2 . was a constant.
    SO . I THOUGHT. ill go in there here. have some fun and maybe get the last 5 hold outs to hang out and stop being faggots. of olde an reliaze when fail is fail and faggot is faggot.. but. apparently cigarsex is to hardcore and WILD. NSFW. for ohinternets forums. lololol
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