Hay kids Does conventional LHP ,and satanic based religions got you down? Are you in a spiritual rut that you cant seem to get your self out of? Is individuality to hard for you to grasp? Do you have a taste in really shitty music(Korn,ICP,ect)? Is religion the only way you are ever going to get laid? Cant land a Clergy Job in the Church of satan ,or The Order of Phosphorious looking like This?: Do you have a Boner for Zoroastrian Demonology,and getting butthurt over the slightest criticism? Been rejected from every philosophical order on earth? WELL DO I HAVE A CHURCH FOR YOU ,OR WHAT!!!! Come on down ,and Join The Church Of Ahriman: http://churchofahriman.org/ http://churchofahriman.net/ Best trolling results are here : http://www.facebook.com/ChurchOfAhrimanMassachusettsSyndicate?ref=ts&fref=ts http://www.facebook.com/ChurchOfAhrimanMassachusettsSyndicate/info Main body of the Church: http://www.facebook.com/Churchofahriman?ref=ts&fref=ts Basic Over view of main Characters: Dastur Adams Daniels: The main man , founder ,and head of Church Convicted of rape. The Mobed(priest hood): Kelsey Daniels: A unfunny psudo troll who seems to be the neck of the organization giving orders down the chain of command. Cake Head (AKA Jeremy Melvin): Seems to be more of a Lacky to the Above mentioned . Seems to be a tool for sex magick ,and propaganda spamming a really dedicated member not as easily offended as Kelsey, but will unwittingly disassociate with people at her will(pussy ,and cock whiped poor little fella). Peter J Caira(The psudo towel nigger posted above) : Recently "Mobed" as the head of the Church's massachussetts chapter he has been a member of various other orders , but the philosophy of independance was to much for him. He needed worship ,and devotion. He is the easiest member of the Clergy to troll. He often reacts hilariously to criticism ,and sarcasm. He is so easy even a 4chan newfag can troll him . His reactions range from Declairing internet holy war , to taking funny towel nigger photos. Obviously he is the ChrisChan of the group.