The Official Thread of Swishy's Diseases

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok, so as most of you know, Swishy has HPV which she contracted from multiple sexual encounters, unprotected, with strangers. Not only did she do this, but she didn't get regular checkups until she was literally oozing out the vag. Now she has gone to the doctor, who is so frightened what he saw (that extent of HPV could EASILY lead to cancer), that he had it cut out of her vagina.

    This is the price of GOTIS ladies, disease and death.
     
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    We all told her that nothing good could come from this...
     
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    We already have a thread about this.
    Pay attention dammit.
     
  4. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Now I'm making an OFFICIAL thread.
     
  5. swishy

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    No guesses? How disappointing.
     
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    How about Hepatitis A, B and C?
     
  7. swishy

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    Only one of them
     
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    My bet is on A.
     
  9. swishy

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    nigga you b wrong
     
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    Am I, or would you have invariably told me I was wrong, even if I was right?
     
  11. swishy

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    I bolded it for a reason, bub
     
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    Most likely C. GOTIS, USI, Internet Disease, HPV, HCV, HIV, Munchausen's, Bipolar, malnourished, nympho.
     
  13. swishy

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    THE FUCK DID YOU FIND MY MEDICAL DOX
     
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    GOTIS most prevalent
     
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    @h0xnbl0w already won the thread, sorry.
     
  17. Solution

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    No, your cervix is the real winner.
     
  18. swishy

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    Unfortunately, no
     
  19. Solution

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    Ha, I know right!
     
  20. PerpetuallyAroused

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    so you have HPV and Hep B? Jesus fuck you shouldn't be allowed in public places
    Pool's Closed on Account of Swishy.
     
  21. swishy

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    They should keep me on a leash, for fuck's sake
     
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    Nah, incineration of all your nads and killing you would protect humanity.
     
  23. Solution

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    ?Like an American pit-vagina?
     
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    Who gave you hep b?
     
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    Wait don't answer this, lets take bets.
    5$ on the uncle.
     
  26. swishy

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    You did
     
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    her father :(
     
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    Now we're talking...

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  29. DocEvil

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    see my thread about swishy and odd guy eating poop together lol
     
  30. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Seriously though, I want to take brass knuckles to swishy's face till she is an unrecognizable pulp.