The official thread of helping HKH become a better waitress

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    So as you all know, @hkh is a waitress, but not a very good one. She only wears the bare minimum 15 pieces of flair, and it's really bringing everyone down. So lets all offer hkh some more pointers ond being a member of the service indsutry. , and gently encourage her to wear more flair.
     
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    hahaha im not a waitress
     
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    i always like for waitress to take order
     
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    We all know you are. Admit it. Put on your flair.
     
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    She's a busboy.
     
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    I wish I could felt motivated to find a version with clearer lyrics, as they are hilarious.
     
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    If you want her to work better then you have to speak her language and tip her better.
     
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    I'll be damned if I ever learn Yiddish @hkh , even though I know you lvoe that language and sound like Fran Drescher. As for tips, why would one EVER tip a hostess?

    WEAR YOUR FLAIR
     
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    I need a full time back waxer, you in?
     
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    The hell is that? A carbon monoxide molecule?
     
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    I wouldn't but then again I don't live in an inferior society.
     
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    OMG Lyle it's a pokemon, wtf is wrong with you1?
     
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    Put her in collar and chains and make sure she does her work properly. The collar should have some sort of electric shock so you can shock her if she is disobedient.
    Hey, she's a woman, why isn't she doing her job properly!?
     
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    I would tip her good..even if she brings me a burned steak :picard:
     
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    Wear your goddamn flair you goddamn jew. Don't make me put you on opening AND closing duties.
     
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    This is how you do any public service job.
    1344806956997.
     
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    Dis?

    I dun git et.
     
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    It's saying Coffin.
     
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    This is now a pokemon thread.
     
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    bitch do it. also i just got a raise.