***The official thread of black Friday***

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  1. madh8r

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    Eurofags commies and hippies GET THE FUCK OUT this is motherfucking black Friday. I'm going to motherfucking Sears, I'm going to motherfuckin Macy's, fucking Khols, motherfuckin Target and shit. Gonna get some respectable ass button down shirts to get my broke ass a job. Get my pops a fuckin iPod BECAUSE HE FUCKING DESERVES THAT SHIT! I gave my moms $60 (€4,900) and that bitch gave me a fuckin credit card! 12:00 am I'm on that shit like cum on your moms face.
     
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    I'm just going for the pre-boxing day riots. Any excuse to trample a helpless man in cold blood for a big screen tv, damnit.
     
  3. madh8r

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    Unless I was high the entire time I read Harry Potter, the day before boxing day is christmas. You guys riot on Christmas? That's fucking crazy mate.
     
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    fuck the op fuck this thread im out
     
  5. madh8r

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    Well you contributed because now I'm going to see if I can get a good deal on a vuvix whatever the fuck is in your signature
     
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    Christmas gives us the taste of presents and the smell of gifts. We push over our trees when we realize there are no more big screens or wii's underneath of it, and in a rage we storm down to the stores - the taste of wrapping paper still on our tongues - and we wait in line, shoving, being shoved, chafing to get in. The cold makes us crazy. The store's doors are locked but we can see inside - waaay down the hall, at the stack of tv's. Everything is at least half-off. We lick our lips, biding our time. We shove and get shoved... until finally, they let loose the doors and we slide inside, before we become a rush - and woe to whoever is underneath our feet. "That TV is mine."
     
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    beautiful...simply beautiful..
     
  8. madh8r

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    I laughed aloud.
     
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    Once, a long time ago, in my angsty and young phase, I stayed up really early and went up the hill to Future Shop, where a long line of faggots were queued. The time was about 4 am and it was freezing outside. (But back then I was always up late and walking around the city.) Some people had been there for at least a day, I guess missing x-mas. There was even some tents and sleeping bags around.

    I went up and called for their attention, and when I finally got some of it, I said

    "You jerkoff's are really fucking pathetic."

    HARDCORE MODE.
     
  10. madh8r

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    MORE STORIES
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    Did you know Black Friday is called Black Friday, because profits in an accounting book are marked in black. Usually, businesses would be "in the red" and Black Friday served as the day where businesses recouped their investments and went into the black.
     
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    did you know i dont give a single fuck? not one!
     
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    Ignorance is bliss.
     
  14. madh8r

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    I am told that every year.
     
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    I found it amusing. I have a lot of amusing little factoids.

    Did you know that the slow-loris is the only venomous mammal?

    I lied.

    Did you know that "went" is not the past tense of "go"?
     
  16. Dynamic Entry

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    which is why you shouldnt take it from those who do not wish to be parted from it.

    you insensitive fuck you.

    now send me some quality scott pilgrim rule 34 my way, as penance for your faggotry.

    and not gay rule 34
     
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  19. madh8r

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    Delivered as fuck. Mericans are going apeshit right now
     
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    lol, i posted here anyway.