The Official Kick a Juggalo/Juggalette Day Thread

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    Some of you may have been a part of the 26,000+ that attended last year, but that's passed and doesn't matter now. Here's a page for you to lurk if you feel like getting your trollface on: http://www.facebook.com/events/105539356224179/

    If you have any funny faggalo pics, feel free to post them! OH YEAH, there were also some pages that they made to combat the old one... but I can't seem to find them at the moment. So if you find any, feel free to post those too.
     
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    Sup girl
     
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    Damn she found them.
     
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    So I know this guy right, he is a pretty cool guy too. He had his ear kicked off by some juggalos and a girl lured the guy into the ambush. I know the identity of the girl so I am going to talk to my dead contact and see if I can sell her into acid slavery.
     
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    Sell Juggalos into acid slavery, make profit or get lots of lsd.
     
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    i honestly don't understand this thread...
    help ?
     
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    A shitpost that oddguy doesnt understand? OP you win.
     
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    So far the best plan has been put forth by our own intellectual hand-wringer, the nefarious @Dr. Rice, who proposes Acid Slavery.

    I'm not sue what type of acid Rice is referring to - perhaps some type of MKULTRA or Dahmer deal... but while I'd have some acid-tripping Juggalo moving targets, I will force the bulk of my fat, pathetic mall worm slaves to toil in my car battery plant, filling batteries with acid -- from their mouths.
    The wanna-be Gacy's will stand in a long row, shoulder-to-shoulder, beside a conveyor belt that ferries empty batteries down the line. A durable plastic tube will be inserted into the left ear of each Juggalo and will go down through their sinus, terminating just before their mouth. The battery acid flows into their jowls like so much fayo and slurpees, and each Juggalo will be forced to spit the acid into my batteries.

    As it stands, some Nazi's have calculated at most, 30 spits per Juggalo before their skull melts into their lungs.
    I make money - the world loses some losers. Good way to go.
     
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    I love your idea, but I meant trading people by luring them into compromising situations to get a few hundred doses of LSD. What happens to the individual who is traded for LSD varies. They can be sold into sexual slavery or harvested for their organs, such as organ transplants and maybe if the rumors are true, harvest their brain for DMT. Still their sexual slavery and organ harvesting originated from them being sold into Acid Slavery.
     
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    I'd rather not go near one within a 1000 yard radius, thanks
     
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    good plan brother
     
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    I have never seen a Juggalo in real life.
    but i did troll them for a few days.
    really easy, even mansonites are harder bunch
     
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    They are SO easy to troll, it's even easier to troll people who troll juggalos. All you gotta do is act retarded and spell bad.
     
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    @zaiger can You PLEAAAASE take away her ability to make threads?
     
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    Lol you're just mad because I proved to everyone that your communist ideologies were fiscally unsound.
     
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    1) I'm not a communist and you know that. 2) I don't remember which policies you disproved or were unsound. You don't believe Free Trade is sound?
     
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    Why don't we just go with Dr.Rices idea and drill holes in there skulls, then pour acid in?
     
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    no matter how much you bluster I dont agree
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    If anyone's bored and feels like trolling via text message, I got one for you!
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    wicked_klown21: What's up? Txt me? 50-732-0873 <---notice how he made a typo in his phone number the first time
    Me: why? who are you???
    wicked_klown21: Jus a friend wantin to talk idk. If u don't wanna then ok but I got a new number. 5017326430 <--oh werd this one has a real area code, good shit

    First of all, who the fuck gives their phone number to strange people on last.fm... no hello, no a/s/l, no pickup line, just "oh hey person who has no idea who I am text me even though you could be a 40 yr old @oddguy for all I know" also, the only people who get new phone numbers every month are the ones who use burners, and the only people who use burners are drug dealers and trailer park kids. Have fun kiddos.
     
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    INB4 Not Personal army Chan