The Official "I'm Going to Kill you Stormtrooper" Thread

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Stormtrooper was one of the old guard of ED, sucking tamara and sherrod's cock, generally dancing around naked on camera, and pretending to be a lesbian to arouse all the virgins on the site. She's an insane slut, and has fucked most of the old ed staff, including tamara, kale, atomic_joe, and elixir. She has no place here, and I hope she drowns. If not, I will kill her.
     
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    My money's on Stormy.
     
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    What ya buyin'? What ya sellin'?
    Give me the time and I'll get the lawn chair and the popcorn.
     
  4. PerpetuallyAroused

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    You act like she'd be the first whore I've murdered in cold blood.
     
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    does anyone but me notice that PerpetuallyAroused has it out for all the girls on this forum ?
    he/she is systematically starting stupid attack thread on anyone remotely female,even lady-boys like emily.

    what is up with that ?
     
  6. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Hey, I started an attack thread on Akula and Atomic_Joe, I'm an equal opportunity racist.
     
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    oh.
    well i didn't notice the atomic joe one.
    i guess your o.k then.
     
  9. PerpetuallyAroused

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    you CAN however, look forward to an upcoming attack thread on DGTrixie, that's for sure.
     
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    leave the old whore alone.
    she doesn't have much time left anyway.

    ... on the other hand,i AM angry at her for ruining "Sexy librarian" fantasys for me...
    nvm,go ahead.
     
  11. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Also as for your gender confusion, I'm a man, the medal is just a result of me demanding Emilyplays' gotis medal be removed. So it was removed and given to me.
     
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    PerpA's Aunty Flow must be visiting this week.
     
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    PerpA's Aunt Flow Hasn't left from her first Visit yet.
     
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    What do you mean, bitch came to visit when she got here.
     
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    Hey, just because you and her have a kid together doesn't mean you gotta White-Heavy her.
     
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    I think joe is still trying to process the "do not understand" thread.
     
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    OK, I'm gonna do a Deadliest Warrior analysis on this.

    PerpA: Most of the information is lacking, but I'm going to assume here he was never in the military and hence has no training. He might possess firearms, but probably nothing more than a cheap fake-gold plated .38. He is also probably 16 or so. Unless he can prove otherwise, we will also assume that he is not physically fit.
    Signs point to no when it comes to him having killed people for real.

    Stormtrooper: was in the military, has an M4 (or something, all I know about guns is from CoD), seems to work out every now and then and has likely shot some mofos.

    So, now for the SHOWDOWN: PerpA comes to her house (lol, let's say the location was given upon him in a dream), does not see her hiding out in the bushes due to her camo paint, gets shot.

    And next week, DW returns with two fighters forged in the heat of battle and their mighty mounts! Don't miss Aztec Jaguar cavalry vs. Bullriding Spec-Ops soldiers!
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm sure she's the first whore with military training.
     
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    hey! watch it!!!

    ....and i'm not a librarian.......
    i work in a library.
     
  23. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Lol, you have my age, firearm acess and skill status deadly wrong. I have access to such diverse weapons as M4s, Uzis, AK-47s desert eagles, and barrett light .50s. I don't even need to get anywhere close to, or acheive a direct line of sight with her to put a gaping hole in a bitch.

    I'm glad my shitposting has you so mad you can't think straight
     
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    Point of clarification, you have to ASK DADDY for PERMISSION to access those firearms. They're his, not yours.
     
  25. PerpetuallyAroused

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    The barrett yes, the DEagle and the ak-47 no, those are mine.
     
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    Only somebody who's very young or very stupid would waste money on a Deagle. Also, there isn't much point in using a Deagle or AK against her since he probably won't be armoured. Were I you I'd use an MP7. Especially since you seem like the kind of person who can't handle a lot of recoil.
     
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    a deagle? what are you, twelve?

    use the old school classic: 44, Magnum revolver.
     
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    Have fun breaking your wrists, you faggoty call of duty fanboy.
     
  29. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm 6'1" and I could probably break you in half. The point of using those weapons would be to do a driveby, and totally shoot the fuck through her walls, also the Deagle is cool. It doesn't matter if she's wearing armor or not, I will blow her away in a dramatic fashion. As for "wasting money" ,well I have a ton of money to waste, so in the words of Lloyd Banks "I got money, and thats a good enough reason to buy the things that I buy"
     
  30. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Many guns of many types, I just wanted to keep the discussion relevant for all the CoD fans like you here, if I wanted to be simplistic, I could do it smooth style and just bring some gloves and a sig sauer, but putting huge holes in her house in the process seems like a better idea.