The Official E is Straight Thread

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Look guys, I understand we all like to have fun here, but it is not cool to call someone like e, who works so hard on the site, gay. Its hurtful, and somewhat slanderous, he could even sue you for calling him gay if he were a less epic person.
     
  2. oddguy

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  3. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm trying to clear e's name, HELP OUT
     
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    E. had my dick in his mouth last night in the least gay way EVER !
     
  5. PerpetuallyAroused

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    e might not sue you, but I will.
     
  6. Tom

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    Who is E?
     
  7. oddguy

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  10. Tom

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    Oh ok.
     
  11. rst8

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    Who is this E person?
    are you all talking about master chief?
     
  12. PerpetuallyAroused

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    We're talking about the straightest man this site has EVER known
     
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  14. PerpetuallyAroused

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    oh god, what cruel person gave e a gay medal. ITS OK E, I KNOW YOURE STR8 BR0
     
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    e is straight.
     
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  18. PerpetuallyAroused

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    E is straight.
     
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    I wouldn't go gay for E, but I'd go straight.
     
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    that ok
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    these people aren't worth knowing.
     
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    E's so straight that when he goes to the YMCA he uses the shower and restroom for their intended hygienic purposes and he actually swims.
     
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    CHRIST IS LORD
    E IS STRAIGHT
    COINCIDENCE?!
     
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    but he's still at the ymca so he's swimming in seamen and aids.
     
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    E IS STRAIGHT GODDAMMIT
     
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    E will prove he is straight by making a calender of him in a variety of heterosexual poses.