The Oenidus problem

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by SergeTrigger, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. SergeTrigger

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    On the one hand...we could simply advocate a "kill 'em with fire" approach, but on the flip side we'd probably be wiping a good 25% of our lols off the face of reality if we did that.

    So, my question is...what can we do to help relieve the "problem"?

    For those of you who don't know, @Onideus has ~horrible~ reading problems, especially as far as reading COMPREHENSION. He can "decode" and "sound out" words quite easily, but he basically just doesn't understand what the hell it is he's reading and it doesn't sink it in at all.

    Due to his hyperlexia he also frequently complains about "text walls" and any posts/articles which contain blocks of information that's too large for him to process in one sitting.

    One thing I've tried to do in order to compensate for the @Onideus problem is by breaking apart long posts/articles in dozens of different paragraphs. Each "mini-paragraph" being easier for him to take in and process.

    I'm wondering though if there are some ~other~ potential strategies we could use to help this "faggot" so that he isn't continually flustered with tl;dr fit throwing.

    Maybe we could put together some kind of "ED Reading Program" specifically tailored to @Onideus to help him learn how to better read, like normal, educated people. It'd be a lot of work, but it's something to think about
     
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    Good job correcting it, now we can only hope he see's this.
     
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    I'm pretty sure he has me on ignore for making fun of him somewhere else, so someone else would need to tag him in order to summon him.
     
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    It's simple... we fagtag the Onideus.
     
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    this.

    PS: if you haven't put me on ignore The Member Formerly Known As Baya I would pay you my soul in exchange for you to verbally duel the Onideuce 1 on 1.
     
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    If penetrator is on your Ignore List, The Member Formerly Known As Baya, he said he would pay you his soul in exchange for you to verbally duel the Onideuce 1 on 1.
     
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    onideus vs The Member Formerly Known As Baya
     
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    btw where do I formally send in an application for someone to be fagtagged.
     
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    you don't, only faggot mods and admins choose who gets a fagtag and who doesn't.
     
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    WTF is the good of a fagtag then?
    i'm out.
     
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    I can't. Onideus is legitimately insane. His symptoms suggest that he's a speed freak. They also suggest prolonged abuse. If this is correct then there's nothing in his mind worth "duelling."
     
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    Then hit the crack pipe and show him how much bigger your ego is compared to his.
     
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    Meth pipe - whatever.
     
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    I'm temporarily putting these on my signature.
     
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    Fair enough.
    you better not be pussying out
     
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    Exactly what about onideus suggests he's an amphetamine addict? When he seems very against it