The oddguy keyboard fundraiser extravaganza!

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  1. Fraud Based Economy

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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    My fellow bastards and cunts (let's face it none of us are gentlemen or ladies), over the past 2 weeks you might have noticed the emergence of a poster known as "oddguy." In just 2 weeks he/she has made over 300 posts. However, the most recent posts suggest that "oddguy" has busted the shift keys on his/her keyboard (perhaps due to excessive posting on the internet rather than going outside). This situation can not be allowed to continue. I propose that we dig deep within ourselves to find the $0.24* necessary to help this unfortunate troll.

    I know that we can do it! Yes, we can!

    Alternatively, you can voice your emotional support here as well (such as telling him/her to learn how to fucking capitalize!).

    *Note: $0.24 is the approximate cost of 2 shift keys on modern keyboard.
     
  2. madh8r

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    Ill donate four yen, three euroes and a sheckle.
     
  3. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    I work in a library.
    i don't shift either....
    will someone buy me a new shift keys?
    maybe a caps lock button too?
     
  4. oddguy

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    no.
    fuck you.
    fuck spelling.
    fuck punctuation.
    fuck capitalization.
    you are free to send me money anyway.

    i am not a troll.
     
  5. oddguy

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    also grammar.
    fuck grammar.
     
  6. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    and i am a he.
    not a she.
     
  7. madh8r

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    You know what, now that I read this I realize hes right bro. You cropped up two weeks ago and have more posts than me, and they aren't total shit. I am suspicious. You hit the ground running as soon as you joined with the air of a seasoned poster. Oddguy bro are you a sock? Be str8 with me.
     
  8. oddguy

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    me ? a fucking sock puppet ?!

    you tell me bro,who might just
    make a sock puppet to write rhymes this righteous
    this the type of shit that ignite like nitrous
    you could use it just to light your pipe,cuz.