The object to your left...

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  1. CastIronVagina

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    My trusty water bottel will serve as a excellent make-shift dildo.
     
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    There is literally nothing to my left. It is a wall. If I tried shoving it up my ass, I would just end up pulverizing myself.
     
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    Well, it is a love seat after all...
     
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    I don't think a 2 liter gators beer cup is going in my ass anytime soon. Maybe your ass is big enough for it though seeing as how your a huge faggot.
     
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    The wall.
     
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    that's pointed to your fugly nigger bald head you fucks
     
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    OMG, now it is pointing at your head! IT HAS CHOSEN!
     
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    Go back to 4chan faggot.
     
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    There's a number of objects to my left. As a matter of comfort, that torch would probably be the best option, but on the other hand, the Duke Nukem Forever Collector's Edition belongs up there.
     
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    I work in a library.
    i have a plastic chair...
    i don't think it would go up my ass @ all....
    maybe a leg....
    but i don't put things in my ass since it's a one way hole.
    now, my ear... maaaaaayyyyybe
     
  16. Cthulhu

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    This thread is stupid.
    You would have more success starting a 50 posts something thread.
    But this ain't 4chan.
    Try posting tits next time.
     
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    It's a thing that I spit my sunflower seed shells into and sometimes gum.

    Beats me about how much it would damage. I think it would hurt like hell, but I'm too much of a pussy to try anything. Don't make fun of me because I'm a less of a faggot than you.
     
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    The object to the my left is another monitor, followed by a door.

    Not shoving ANY of those up my anus.
     
  19. faggotmaximum

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    i find it great that the people in this thread have genuinely considered sticking something up their ass but decided against it after concluding it wouldn't fit