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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by CastIronVagina, Sep 28, 2011.
My trusty water bottel will serve as a excellent make-shift dildo.
There is literally nothing to my left. It is a wall. If I tried shoving it up my ass, I would just end up pulverizing myself.
Well, it is a love seat after all...
I don't think a 2 liter gators beer cup is going in my ass anytime soon. Maybe your ass is big enough for it though seeing as how your a huge faggot.
copy more shitty 4chan games.
it's never enough.
that's pointed to your fugly nigger bald head you fucks
OMG, now it is pointing at your head! IT HAS CHOSEN!
Go back to 4chan faggot.
A hammer. Sounds kinky.
There's a number of objects to my left. As a matter of comfort, that torch would probably be the best option, but on the other hand, the Duke Nukem Forever Collector's Edition belongs up there.
i have a plastic chair...
i don't think it would go up my ass @ all....
maybe a leg....
but i don't put things in my ass since it's a one way hole.
now, my ear... maaaaaayyyyybe
This thread is stupid.
You would have more success starting a 50 posts something thread.
But this ain't 4chan.
Try posting tits next time.
It's a thing that I spit my sunflower seed shells into and sometimes gum.
Beats me about how much it would damage. I think it would hurt like hell, but I'm too much of a pussy to try anything. Don't make fun of me because I'm a less of a faggot than you.
The object to the my left is another monitor, followed by a door.
Not shoving ANY of those up my anus.
i find it great that the people in this thread have genuinely considered sticking something up their ass but decided against it after concluding it wouldn't fit