The new rap thread (Madh8r get in here.)

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by oddguy, Nov 11, 2011.

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  1. oddguy

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    Get your tampon read,here comes my flow.
    When your asked "who's the best" act like you know.
    who can rap infinitely,and smoke all these blunts.
    i don't gamble,but i play "taxes hold these nuts".
    when i drink i find your mother and i hit it raw.
    you can't twelve step me,i take ten and draw.
    i can jim crow whack rapper,no equality.
    i post shit,but this thread is quality.
    garb the mic if you think you can step to this.
    i can beatbox,and niggas tap dance to this.
    imma open more threads till i get the ban.
    my flow is like the tsunami that hit japan.
    my rhyme is god like,so kneel down an pray.
    put my dick in your mouth while you there,you gay.
    i pull pins out grenades,and then let it go.
    i'm like AIDS infested cum,got the sickest flow.

    @madh8r
    it's on.
    (tagging is still gay though.)
    this is the new rap thread,so lets go you niggers.
    ill put my foot in your asses,wear you like your slippers.
     
  2. oddguy

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    you know this is quality cuz i didn't ad a poll.
     
  3. madh8r

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    Gimmie 20 minutes
     
  4. oddguy

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    there is no time limit on these.
     
  5. madh8r

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    Yo I'm the sickest motherfucka the quickest motherfucka
    thickest dickest motherfucka stick a shiv in a motherfucka
    I'm a dramatic encyclopedia feedin ya mass media
    I'm a fantic with no need a' ya smokin the sensamilia
    Show respect or get decked come correct or get checked
    My ryhmes will infect mainline inject
    You flow like the tsunami that hit japan?
    I flow like Mount Tambora, now can I be frank like Anne?
    You flow like shit you should flow like slit wrists
    You can't spit so submit, an hero just quits
    You will be scarred if you try an be hard
    You aint a G-star you a mothafucking retard
    I blast you like dynamite if you get in my line a' sight
    At that time a' night I'm the type that like a knife fight
    Beyond any doubt I will crack your dome
    And lay your ass out in a funeral home
     
  6. oddguy

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    hot shit son.
    can't reply right now,listening to songs from "K-ON!".
    can't get my gangsta on.
     
  7. madh8r

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    I too am busy also as well, turning "play that funky music white boy" into brostep. To be continued
     
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    OMG!
    each of them a work of art! :awesome:
     
  9. oddguy

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    @oddguy

    no... i'm serious
    they are beautiful.
    wonderful little gems of words.
     
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    A++ poetry thread