The *New* Dating Tab

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  1. Rock

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    Anybody get laid yet? And if so did you get head?
     
  2. Dr. Rice

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    I don't understand how it will generate revenue for the site. It isn't like any of you limp dick clown fucks can get laid. Zaiger would be smarter to have ads for male masturbation aids. I would recommend Tenga eggs, but based on how ED can barely get donations, it is more in the budget of EDiots to get fleshlights.
     
  3. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I think a dedicated ED hookup service would work just fine.
    Why bother with this "adult dating" crap?
     
  4. Dr. Rice

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    Exactly, but it shouldn't even be explicitly dating, it should be more friend orientated (with the addition of sexacapdes). Two of my closest friends are people I first met via ED.
     
  5. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Aye, I'm with you on that. although there are a couple of lasses on here I wouldn't mind doing the dirty with.
     
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  8. Dr. Rice

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    It's PPC. Set rate for every unique IP that clicks per day. Once I have the time I will be putting up a button/banner but I just wanted to get it up for now. We have already gotten like 150 clicks in the hour it's been up.
     
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    I'm getting laid right now.
     
  11. Dr. Rice

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    Still in regards to what Moscow mentioned, we need to start an ED fuck club, like fight club, but with people getting laid.
     
  12. Dr. Rice

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    Wives don't count because that is like rape on demand.
     
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    So does that mean you gets moar jewgolds everytime I change my IP? BRB.
     
  14. Dr. Rice

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    I like how there is just tits as soon as you click the link. It tells me that it knows exactly what I would want from such a service. However, that isn't enticing to our lady friends on here. Should we ask the website to include pictures of shirtless men or do tits entice women as well?
     
  15. Lucky

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    @Dr. Rice quit being an ass, click the damn link, and make money for the site.
     
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    internet dating is alot like a mcdonald's cheeseburger.

    it looks good in the add but when the product arrives its got a hair in it.
     
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    I have twice in the past 24 hours you tard.
     
  18. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Have you received any hot action?
     
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    i liked the *old* dating tab better.

    shit is really going downhill around here.
     
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    I signed up and it actually looks legit. There were a bunch of girls who were within 10 miles of me. I live in a metropolitan area though so I don't know how well it would work in the sticks. Seems like it works best if you are close to a city in the US or Europe.
     
  21. Solution

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    Adult friend finder, fuck yeah its been a booty call go2 for years. Mostly fatties,traps and the diseased but shit, in a pinch, it's reliable.
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

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    I checked some of the pics of the girls there and, uh, it's just what I expected! Everybody should check it out!

    I'm going to be honest. It's basically like real dating only more efficient. Especially since they seem to be honest as hell about what they look like. So you can adjust your standards accordingly.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Adult Friend Finder...

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  24. Rock

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    Been on there for 3 years, it can definitely get you laid. Not gonna lie, there's a lot of bitches on there that have no business being naked.
    I mean ALOT
    in fact let me reiterate THERE'S ALOT OF (OLD/FAT) BITCHES WHO HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING NAKED OR POSITIONING THEIR NASTY ASSES IN PROVOCATIVE POSES
     
  25. Lucila

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    I gots an account there and yes as Rock says it can definitely get you laid. Its basically sex without the dating questions of...Can i have your number? When you gonna call? Did you have a good time?....Fuck all that questioning bullshit. After a month of traveling for work, I wanted cock and the site delivered. As long as I scream bloody murder, I am a happy woman. May make me sound like a whore, but I don't really give a flying shit.

    However as stated above, some people...just lose your camera, seriously.
     
  26. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Holy Shit you are a fun one.
    what about the camera?
     
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    So...uh...can I have your number?
     
  28. Lucila

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    Like Rock said, some people are too ugly for cameras and AFF is very porno, just the way i like it. And some guys on there have more hair down there than cock. I mean seriously. I trim, you should too.

    Completely off topic but:
    I much rather use the word cock than dick or penis. Much more erotic...When a guy says..I wanna fuck you with my cock..Or I say..I wanna suck your cock...It just sort of rolls off the tongue. (Literally)
     
  29. Lucila

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    Should have asked me Friday night...I was drunk posting.
     
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    Oh well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.