"ohhh look we're bringing our CRAZEE DOGE MAYMAYZ into this cuz we're SEWW RANDOMMMM" what the fuck else did i expect from Tumblr, a website that used to have a legit (and thriving) iCarly fandom. also your xbox one is capable of love if you download enough hentie indie games for it
Fuck all those pussies. Get a real dog. They were bred to hunt and kill wolves and people 2000 years ago, are fucking huge, and such a lovely family dog that is surprisingly great around children.
A short life filled with pure awesome. My uncle had a wolfhound he trained to shit on a neighbour's porch. That's about a kilogram of shit. When you wake up in the morning and find a kilogram of shit on the porch, that ruins your whole day. Our neighbours were cunts.