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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    I haven't slept for 18 hours. I need to keep awake for the next 12. What do you proscribe for me, EDF? Please keep it reasonable. Keep in mind that I have no narcotics at my home nor am I able to find any.
     
  2. LordEnrique

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    Ask a neighbor or a friend for some Adderall. Both the quick release and the XR
     
  3. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Caffine pills and a fuckton of sugar.
     
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    Caffein and sugar in high doses, then river dance.
     
  5. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Honestly, two things. First, find a ton of enery drinks and just keep gulping them. Second, never stop moving, its pretty hard to sleep on your feet, and if you do, the fall tends to wake you up. You could also try a coffee enema, it would work for sure, but it might get unpleasant.
     
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    Ginseng
    works for whores
     
  7. Rape Train

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    Try to create a natural addrenalin rush. Put yourself in dangers way, like driving twice the speeds you should be.
    Don't be afraid to smack the fuck out of yourself. You'll look stupid, but the sharp pain will raise your alertness. You could also try burning your hand lightly, so you have a constant source of pain.
    Use caffeine and nicotine together. They're both stimulants.
     
  8. LordEnrique

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    So is peppermint.
     
  9. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Watch crank, pick up tips from there.
     
  10. Rape Train

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    Death is a preferable alternative to Crank
     
  11. PerpetuallyAroused

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    crank was awesome, high voltage even better.
     
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    try those energy drinks... but not like red bull
    that concentrated shit that comes in tiny bottles.
     
  13. CONTCOM

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    If they came in 375ml or 500ml, would you drink it or is that too horrifying (I'm not sure I even understand the consequences)
     
  14. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Make your own Meth.
    its not that hard, Rednecks with 8 grade educations can make it i assume you are smart enough and have enough basic cleaning supplies to make your own too..

    hey, and if you make enough you can sell it and get some quick dosh.
     
  15. lulzbomb

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    What kind of testing are you taking part in The Member Formerly Known As Baya?
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    Not testing. Just a fucked up sleep schedule and an idiotic family who don't have an empathic bone in their fucking bodies when it comes to me.
     
  17. Rape Train

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    Yeah, and the pressure of not exploding himself should keep him awake for 12 hours. Perfect.
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    I wonder if they sing, "I can't get no... EDU-CAT-ION! I can't get no... EDU-CAT-ION!" while they're cooking it.
     
  19. lulzbomb

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    Ouch.
     
  20. $$Trooper

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    Na, its more of a toneless hum/eternal screeching because they are outta their goddamn minds on meth.
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    go for the high score.
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    We should ask Zaiger. I'm sure he knows. If he can remember anything.

    Damn government doesn't allow us to have anything more dangerous than salad tongs.
     
  24. PerpetuallyAroused

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    COFFEE ENEMA
     
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    Fuck coffie and ciggaretes thats pussy shit. Get diet pills if you can, caffiene pills if you can. See if your mom has bath salts; immediately smoke them. Get any nasal spray with psuedophedrine or epinephrine. Or find some ephedrine. Don't make your coffie with sugar. Ignore all spelling errors
     
  26. $$Trooper

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    are those Salad Tongs metal?
    because Metal salad tongs count as a assault weapon.
     
  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    Goddamnit, I'm started to hallucinate. I hope it doesn't turn visual like the last time.
     
  28. Negi Springfield

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    Tankity tankity...
     
  29. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I'm not joking about the coffee enema.
     
  30. Negi Springfield

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    Lets make him hallucinate weird shit.

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    You will see many things that will shatter your mind. :D