The Mariana Project

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    This thread is a copypaste from the Timeline Project thread and is created to have all chapters condensed into the least amount of space possible.

    The Mariana Project, a chronological timeline of events including all the original content, drama, and memorable quotes of a 300 page mega-thread.
     
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    CHAPTER 1
    "I win! Wait, fuck."
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/metokur-aka-the-drmusic-thread.238/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/my-ed-article.292/

    On July 18th, 2011, with EDF2 still well within its infancy, AFuckingFox makes a thread about a long-winded Metokur user who happened to be a member of the original ED. A rip occurs within the space-time continuum,
    The very next day, this new blood opens a thread to ask, in a somewhat coherent and almost respectable manner, for her article to be removed.
    The pleas were initially met with a combination of ways to update the article and solicitations for oral sex. DrMusic managed to keep cool, and even quoted Duke Nukem.
    Through her perceived innocence and modest attitude, Zaiger agrees to remove the article, much to the dismay of everyone plotting for its expansion.
    Everything seemed at ease. DrMusic got her wish, and the thread was locked. However, brewing in the background, people noticed how the article seemed... lulzyer than your normal attack article.

    DrMusic continued posting within a separate thread, rebutting every statement directed at her by posting five times sequentially. It dawns on her... now would be a great time to talk some shit.
    Ruh oh.
    EDF learns the definition of repetitive white noise. The same post is spammed in response to everything directed at her.
    Which leads to this:
    Maintaining a positive and upbeat attitude, DrMusic proclaims that she never really wanted the article taken down because she likes being on this site. Moments later she asks how many times ED has been taken down. The rest of EDF stopped giving a fuck, and the thread is derailed with DA chatter.
     
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    CHAPTER 2
    "Dr. Troll"
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic-male-or-female.1257/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/trolling-101.1345

    A month later, DrMusic dawns the hat of the troll instructor and gives everyone a tl;dr lesson on how to be the best troll in the world. All she really did was give every member an instruction booklet on how to push her buttons.
    Clearly, DrMusic knows what she's talking about, experience speaks volumes. Initially the collective response is tl;dr, however she takes it upon herself to troll the thread with rampant double posting - enough to where she posted the thread twice. This doesn't go over so well with the regulars.
    This entire thread of course, was made in response to question #5 on her troll guide. DrMusic, male or female?
    The thread quickly expands to 30 pages, however not due to interest, but because every time DrMusic posts, it comes in sets of 4. The double, triple, and quad posting becomes a severe nuisance to others. She is questioned on not only her gender, but also her sexuality (lack thereof) and infatuation with molesting small animals. Other users take her double-posting habits to the next level and introduce the septuple-post.

    * ORIGINAL DRMUSIC CONTENT DO NOT STEAL
    It would appear that Trolling 101 has backfired.
    DrMusic spends the next week defending herself from accusations of being a furry while everyone remains dumbfounded as to why she is still posting.
     
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    CHAPTER 3
    "Please leave me alone qq"
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...-me-to-tell-you-guys-to-leave-her-alone.2654/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/the-dirt-on-drmusic2.2670/

    The EDF treatment is getting to be too much for DrMusic, and she sends DIAF a message asking the forum to please stop with the harassment. Everyone decides it is in her best interest to come back, for science.
    DrMusic accepts and starts her regular diet of quad posting, stupidity, and stalking mods.
    The fun and games are put to an immediate stop once and old friend arrives. Enter the Magnum. Magnum, also known as Andria Kilgore, has been on the DrMusic trail for over eight years and is eccstatic that he has a platform to pursue his cancerous life goal.
     
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    CHAPTER 4
    Calm Before the Storm
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-baawwing-about-me-and-edf2.2888/

    Meet Magnum. Mid to late 30s blue collar worker by day, pill popping Everclear sipping super stalker by night. Not so much a stalker, but more of a persistent bug that makes continuous and overtly drawn-out death threats to the point of ad-nausea. Due to DrMusic's desire to throw even more shit at the fan, she complains about him on a public blog.
    At the time, Magnum attempts to instill the belief within EDF that Andria Kilgore is merely DrMusic's sock account.
    Everyone buys the story due to lack of fucks given. Out of pity, DrMusic had already been banned from the forums, and she claims to want nothing to do with anyone on the boards. Actions however speak much louder than words.
    The month of October 2011 proves to be a quiet one, with DrMusic having seemingly moved on with her life. Unwilling to let this sleeping werething off the hook, Magnum produces another hate thread in mid-November.
    Mariana was waiting in the background, preparing her attack.

    Somewhere in New Zealand, on the hot muggy spider infested night of December 6th, 2011, DrMusic strikes.
     
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    CHAPTER 5
    Hurricane Mariana
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-baawwing-about-me-and-edf2.2888/page-3
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-on-yahoo-answers.4509/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-is-pissed.4253/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/78magnumxe.4995/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic-nudes.5101/

    Nobody can stop this raging bull as she attacks every single post Magnum made in her one month absence. EDF clearly has DrMusic fever and is desperately looking for a vaccine.
    One will never know what this solution that Mariana speaks of actually entails.
    Magnum, aka AndriaKilgore... MUST PAY.
    December 6th turns out to be a difficult battle, for numerous reasons. For starters, Magnum isn't online. Next, she must defend accusations against her fat. She prefers the term "curvy".
    Things aren't going too well for the werebeast. Magnum hasn't even shown up for battle and her photobucket account has already been raped. Shortly after Mariana stops posting, Magnum stumbles his way into the thread to leave this truely scathing (see: room spinning drunk) comment:
    The next day is spent explaining the condition of her physical appearance to the entire forum. These are things she feels very strongly about.
    Also of importance is that everyone must know that the Werejohncandy fursona is MADE UP. IT'S NOT REAL, OK? Autism has reached maximum velocity on this monumental day in EDF history. 12/7 NEVAR FORGET.
    At last, the truth is revealed. Mariana will not leave until Magnum is banned.
    The following day DrMusic returns to reveal that she has a hidden talent: the gift of sound. Apparently she is very attuned to song and felt the need to share this with everyone.
    Her lullaby unfortunately fell on deaf ears, and another thread sprouted which claimed to have DrMusic's nudes. Thankfully no nudes were to be found, and even more thankful was the thread created shortly thereafter:
    SHE'S GONE! But first, an apology.
    Tensions have calmed in EDFland. Could this possibly be the final stop of wereautism?

    The following day, NOPE.
    Magnum creates more threads, and the werefever continues well into the following day. December 10th brings the gender of the werebeast into question.
    Failing to clarify her gender, DrMusic points her cannons at the Encyclopedia Dramatica Facebook page and threatens to report every-fucking-thing to take it offline.
    These empty threats are retorted with fully loaded bottles of fuck-you. There's nothing to actually report against the facebook page, and Mariana makes another retreat and begins to defend herself against accusations of being retarded. After that, back to the furry shit. Four days of nonstop sperg, the people have had enough.
    The banhammer crashes down with tremendous force, Mariana has been vanquished. One lone man stands to fight the tyranny.
    FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
     
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    CHAPTER 6
    Aftershock
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/mlp-is-fucking-erry-were.4711/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/out.5104/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-baawwing-about-me-and-edf2.2888/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-on-yahoo-answers.4509/

    The rest of December is spent with Magnum posting email correspondence between himself and Mariana. News updates with such enthralling headlines as "Mariana is Obsessed With Me" and "Mariana's Cat Died" are key points of discussion in the More DrMusic Faggotry thread, which was still on its first few pages. While the news didn't garner much interest from anyone other than Magnum, unbeknownst to everyone else, Mariana's ban was soon running out. It was only good for a month.

    Janurary 14th 2012, DrMusic returns. And this time she means business.
    Shit, she's pissed! The real question that's on everyone's mind is: why? If she enjoys the punishment, why did she leave? If she resents the trolling, why did she come back? Nothing seems to make sense, and leave it to Magnum to make things even more befuddling by introducing the "trolls trolling trolls" argument.
    Wat? Nevermind. In the midst of all this, DrMusic got into a tussle with DIAF over who is more attractive. In the heat of the moment, DIAF posts her picture to the thread, not knowing the severe repercussions this would entail.
    Congratulations DIAF, you earned yourself a stalker.

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
    That's right. ED will fall to the powerful magic of friendship.
    More importantly though, it's time to bring DrMusic's masturbation habits into question.
    Engaging dialog ensues about the sexual undertones of her fanfics until the age old question, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE is once again brought to the table.
    Well then. Back to the fap.
    Thanks to Dr. Oddguy PHD we now have a clear understanding of the sexual nature of the not-so-rare-or-elusive werebeast. Free vomit trays for all.
    The were-plague is in full effect as forum regulars take turns poking and prodding for a better understanding of what the fuck is actually going on.
    No.
    Deep conversations run well into the 16th of January, with a user known only as Rev Junco dragging the most mundane of topics out for 10 pages at a time. Some people have grown tired of this faggotry.
    The rest of the day is spent telling Mariana to get the fuck out followed by this artistic masterpiece.
    And with that, DrMusic stops posting. It would seem an MSPaint Sprayjob of her favorite plushie doll was enough to break the camel's back. The second wave has come to a grinding halt... or has it?
     
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    Chapter 7
    Triggers
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-baawwing-about-me-and-edf2.2888/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-or-whatever.6255/

    It would appear that DrMusic has once again rode off into the sunset. An entire week goes by and the only mention of her is by Magnum who has become disoriented by her departure.

    A new thread appears detailing a private conversation that Mariana had with an EDF regular. In the conversation, madh8er convinces the werejohn to return to the forum because Magnum is in violation of the ED TOS, but first she must obtain a new IP address because there are cookies in her 32.
    ***ORIGINAL CONTENT OMG***
    Madh8er's efforts proved futile as DrMusic was not able to delete her pestering System32 folder. However, the posting of said conversation combined with the blistering rage caused by MrGask's artistic masterpiece, the very next day signals were interupted.
    She wants an apology from fucking everyone. She deserves it.
    And for the next week, Trixie got her wish.
     
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    CHAPTER 8
    Revival
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/page-8
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dr-music-secret-talk-with-me.6475/page-10

    During the slow period Magnum had the brilliant idea to put out his own faildox and identify himself as a Czech named Chris Marek. Naturally DrMusic took the bait, and used this information to construct a glorious Yahoo! Question.
    Magnum is clearly surprised she can spell his last name correctly and goes the extra mile to convince everyone the type of problems he's had in the past with people spelling his last name.

    He's about to get another surprise.
    PHEW! I'll bet she's glad to get that off her chest, again.
    Well, that was easy. Mariana just came in for a hit and run. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

    Unless of course, you revealed private information to Oddguy.

    But first,
    That was enough to keep DrMusic locked in, and she spends the rest of the beautful day defending her stance on why she continues posting. Conversations shift to how she smoothered her cat to death with her lard ass, and while she ambiently denies that is even possible, modern physics prove her wrong. Massive Mariana Butthurt insues which prompts the authoring of numerous tl;dr rants about the exact same shit she's beeing ranting about all along: Magnum is a troll, ED is bad, and she's not what everyone says she is. The More DrMusic2 Faggotry thread is now alive, and is quickly rerailed into Smokey the Bear Rule 34.

    The fire safety porn is only a minor distraction however, as the real show is about to begin.
    Glad you could clear that up. Most glad is Mariana, having her makeshift psychiatric evaluation spilled into the public domain.

    Mariana endures new fetish accusations, for which she responds to by attacking the bible. Can't make that up.
    Yes, it most certainly does.
     
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    Chapter 9
    The Longest Day in History

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dr-music-secret-talk-with-me.6475/

    February 2012 starts with a bang as Mariana runs on about her newest reason to be upset, stolen content. Apparently when you take an image, throw a caption on it, and publish it, that is copyright theft and the perpetrator should be punished.
    The conversation quickly derails to Smokey the Bear Rule 34, with Mariana struggling to retain her precious childhood intact.
    Her assault against the Rule 34 Community does not bode well, as she is put in a position where she must defend her masturbation habits once again. Thankfully she is able to clear up any misconceptions people may have had.
    Enlightening. Four posts later,
    That escalated quickly. Meanwhile, new original content.
    Well, shit. Here, have another.
    The rest of the day is spent with back-and-forth between Magnum and Mariana in an arguement about whose sock is who and why and what and where and omg plushies and tl;dr slapfight - followed by this flattering image of what DrMusic may look like in the nude.
    That's one sly fox. Magnum drops a text bomb.
    And Mariana retorts in a calm and dignified manner.
    Kaboom.
    DrMusic is beginning to realize the futility of her battle. She has gone to the IRC, she has filled out the butthurt form... Well, let her explain the situation.
    Conversation shifts gears once again, as Magnum attempts to convince DrMusic to give him her plushie. God only knows what he intends to do with it, but Mariana is not falling for this clever trap.
    Ok, Toy-Whisperer.

    Meanwhile, evidence surfaces that Andria Kilgore is not a real person, as photos of her are found to match that of a known actress. Mariana takes great offense to this, much to the delight of a wildly intoxicated Magnum.
     
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    Chapter 10
    Clinically Certified

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dr-music-secret-talk-with-me.6475/

    A breakthrough has occurred. Mariana is now an expert on developmental disorders, and gives EDF her sought after opinion on autism.
    ***ORIGINAL CONTENT ***
    Comparisons are now drawn between the physical appearance of Mariana and Chris Chan. Of course, she will have none of this, as Chris Chan is autistic and she refuses to be associated as such.
    You know you're in trouble when Racketeer takes a pot shot at you.
    Dat foodchain.

    Moar Chris Chan denial.
    Between arguing the semantics of autism, having her masterful artwork put on display in the EDF Shrine, and denying her relationship to Chris Chan, someone drops her dox in the wiki article.
    And then she gets banned.
    To be continued.
     
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    Chapter 11
    Not So Fast

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dr-music-secret-talk-with-me.6475/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/what-happened-to-drmusic2010.6980/


    Pop quiz hot shot. You're DrMusic2012, you've just been banned after arguing on the internet for two days straight. They got your dox, you've been beaten on every angle. WHAT DO YOU DO?
    You send the admin a snapshot of your pussy, that's what.

    A cloudy light blub glistens in the mind of Magnum.
    Thank God. Other forum users are less than pleased by this, and find ways to trade the image amongst each other. Within minutes the image is spread like wildfire, however the boards are given proper respect and not tainted by her taint.

    The next few days are spent with Magnum reciting tl;dr email correspondence. Very few fucks are given by anyone other than Rev, until a user goads her into making the first of many youtube rants.
    Unfortunately that video was promptly deleted, however a mirror quickly sprung and celebration was had by all.
    The following day, Mariana responds by sending Magnum an email. News flash guys, the video was supposed to make everyone stop trolling her. Cease and desist.
    The rest of the week is spent with Magnum once again posting back and forth email correspondence, attempting to keep the flame alive. Another video was posted, however it was quickly deleted and fell through the cracks. Rev has once again taken a keen interest in Mariana, and engages in conversation with Magnum about what she could do to be a hottie.
    Justification for an undying love, no doubt. A prophet appears to give an eerie prediction.
    Five days later...
    She has returned to admit that the accusations of her furryness are in fact spot-on. Just what everyone needed to hear.
    Well, don't get too excited, because she gets clocked with the banhammer within 1 post. Oh well. A week goes by in cold silence, until Magnum informs everyone of a two month old petition that he discovered.
    DrMusic, despite being banned and redirected to kittens, continues to find ways to bring attention upon herself. Next on the list, ban evasion.
    Cool story indeed.
     
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    Chapter 12
    The Truth is Out There

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dr-music-secret-talk-with-me.6475/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/drmusic2-or-whatever.6255/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/


    Mariana's kicks down the doors for her 5th (maybe 6th, whose keeping count) return and this time she brings a heavy dose of self depreciation. Perhaps if she hates herself more than EDF hates her, she will be accepted. However she failed to note a flaw in this logic, that nobody can possibly hate her more than EDF does.
    Yes, that was Racketeer.

    Oh, and apparently she came packing heat. She's got Oddguy's nudes.
    These claims fall of deaf ears, as what she really had was an image of Rev's dick. Rack continues taking her to school.
    ...

    One more time.

    The honesty policy doesn't seem to be working too well for Mariana. All that she's getting is agreement, and not the pity party she desperately desires. So, what's the next step? Claim to be someone else, of course.
    Perhaps if she believes it hard enough, everyone else will believe it to. The power of the mind, amirite?
    Touche.
    And on that note, Mariana once again rides off into the sunset, throwing aside her two days of truth for greener pastures, or more specifically her DA account. Only time will tell when she reappears, or you can gauge by history and know that she'll be back within the next ten days.
     
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    Chapter 13
    Movies and Popcorn
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302


    March marks an interesting month in DrMusic history as instead of spamming the forums, she releases a flurry of youtube videos, songs, and Yahoo questions. We shall review every single one.
    Mariana determines that S4's "Frog Merchants" DO NOT EXIST. The users of Encyclopedia Dumbassca believe everything that Magnum says and needs to stop stealing people's ideas. Close observation reveals that she's reading from a script, and manages to lose her place halfway through.
    Mariana reads and commentates on a lovely fanfic written about her from the Metokur site. If anyone is able to comprehend what she's saying, bravo, because I don't even.
    Mariana admits to lying about having aspergers and cerebral palsy. She's also not a furry. Also she does in fact takes showers. This was important enough to make a video about.
    Xtranormal produced rant about Frog Mercenaries, with a bonus laugh track included. Also, Magnum will be banned and get a boot straight up his ass. DrMusic will continue bringing her monstrous magic to the people of the internet.

    ***ORIGINAL CONTENT***
    Accurate.
    A humble response to her xtranormal video, filled to the brim with blistering truth.

    That was some much needed clarifiction.
     
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    Mariana responds to Encyclopedia Dramatica's remake of her xtranormal video by ranting about Magnum. She points out that she is a human being, not a plushie. Inexplicable laugh tracks interrupt the speech, adding to the confusion. Most importantly, ED users are nothing but trouble and must be destroyed.
    In this ear splitting video, the Andria Kilgore plushie rants about some album, presumably released by Akon. The swearing is quite upsetting to the doll, however it is very difficult to understand the intent or purpose of this release.
    Another absurd xtranormal video displaying the autistic arrogance of DrMusic in all her spergtastic glory.
     
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    DrMusic strikes again with another xtranormal video, describing her newest creation, the were-plant. The evil plant has eaten Seymour and only Nathan Forrester has the antidote. Excellent work with the facial responses, as they are very accurate in defining her autistic nature.
    You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried.

    Magnum comes clean about his Andria Kilgore persona.
    Well isn't that just a heart warming apology. Meanwhile, on Yahoo Answers, Mariana continues her pursuit of the elusive Frog Mercenary.
    Also on the were-itinerarry, people need to show a little more sympathy that she sat on and killed her cat.
    Anyway, back to the videos.
     
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    Mariana gives up and wishes that Magnum would just stop trolling. Impeccable flapping, A+ sperging
    Retracting her previous statement, Mariana exclaims that she has won and Magnum needs to give up. Also, an eerie statement that they are obsessed with eachother. One true pair indeed.
    The history of Frog Mercenaries. Truly enlightening. They started off as tadpole cadets, wow.
    Frog Mercenaries do exist. More on their history, and they are not evil.
     
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    A traumatizing MIDI rendition of Metallica's Master of Puppets sung by DrMusic. Please have a bottle of aspirin on hand before listening, as this is an affront to the entire concept of music.
    Nuff said.

    In the final video of this series, Mariana gives us ten minutes of sperg flapping and whining about ED. She reassures us that she does not like any of the articles, except for the one about Bruce Campbell. Also, Magnum needs to be banned, but most of the users are okay. However, they are insane for liking ED, and may-mays are not funny. Also, she doesn't have aspergers and she is not a furry. The video then goes into a loop as she repeatedly describes the various elements of ED she does not approve of, and continues pondering the question of why Magnum has not been banned,

    Magnum, why haven't you been banned.
     
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    Chapter 14
    Wedding Crashers

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/i-married-drmusic.7404/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/more-drmusic2-faggotry.4302/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/endsenten-oddguy-vs-dr-music-gross-nudes-inside.7516/

    March 24, 2012 marks a monumental day as Christopher Lee Marek and Mariana Nelia Hanks finally tie the knot. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish until death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.
    Hearts weep in joy for the newlyweds, until Mariana breaks out of her Vegas stupor and realizes what just happened.
    That being said, the marriage stands.
    Nope, still stands, till death do you part. This union was witnessed by the eyes of God and blessed by the dick of Satan. On the night of the honeymoon, Mariana's world was rocked in more ways than one.
    Hacked must be a new hip term for explosive multiple orgasms.
    Her account had been compromised, and her deviations replaced with imagery that was equally as horrific as what was already there. Also obtained through the magic of social engineering was a collection of images that Magnum would undoubtedly fap to four times a day for the next six months.
    But wait, there's more. Mariana graces us with her beautiful voice and weretits, providing Magnum with enough fapfodder to fill two liter jugs worth of werespunk in less than a week.
    How did all this happen you may ask? Mariana willingly allowed for remote access to her PC, and proceeded to share her furry snatch to the public in the off chance that it may just get her previous nudes removed. We should all be reminded that she is not in the least bit autistic.

    Reactions were mixed.

    Thus marks the ultimate and complete destruction of DrMusic.

    Would that enough to keep the WereJohnCandy down for the count?

    Nope.
     
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    Chapter 15
    Nuclear Fallout

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    Two weeks pass with Magnum dragging on the conversation post by post, keeping his hope and faith that he can feed the world by milking this cow. He finally coerces Mariana to respond to her complete devastation.
    That's the final straw, this marriage is over. Mariana breaks her vows and hooks up with Bruce Campbell. Take that, bitch.
    This is followed by the much sought after psychoanalysis of Racketeer.
    Never fear Magnum, for you are safe, as your white knight Mariana has arrived to prove that there is nobody on Earth more autistic than she.
    Could Mariana be the most autistic of all? Not if Racketeer has something to say about it!
    Things are getting pretty intense. Mariana and Racketeer are both visibly upset. A few days later Mariana writes some more shit, because that's what she does.
    Well that was fun, but now she's moving on. Time to start over with a clean slate, a new life. For the 20th time.

    But first, Magnum needs to be committed to a New Zealand psychiatric ward.
    Writing letters takes a lot of sperg energy, so Mariana needs a little leisure time on the Cheezburger Network.
    Maybe if she apologies one more time...
    There's only one place to go from here, into the belly of the beast.
     
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    CHAPTER 16
    Movies and Popcorn Part Deux

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    Here we go again! DrMusic made a flurry of informative movies throughout the month, all of which were mirrored after prompt deletion. Butter that popcorn and load up the syringe, this one's a doozy.

    Title: The WereNude Review
    Rating: 0/10

    Review of an Encyclopedia Dramatica production, so you know it's "filled with maymay references and other boring shit." A description of the key players for our listening pleasure:
    - Oddguy, the creepy Gary Busey impersonator.
    - Zaiger, (incomprehensible sperg mumbling)
    - Die In A Fire, who acts like Paris Hilton.
    - Endsenten, who is worse than a Disney villian.
    - Magnum, someone so creepy Freddy Krueger would wet his pants.

    The next four minutes are spent rambling about her butthurt while impersonating a drunken Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians.

    Title: Burn in Hell ED
    Rating: 10/10

    Accurate and informative, would watch again.

    Title: No More
    Rating: 0/10

    Mariana the Alien informs everyone she won't be making any more videos or returning to the forums until "things are cleared up."

    Title: ED is Giving the Internet a Bad Name
    Rating: 0/10

    Some people find ED funny, but it's not. Mariana is not a manatee, hambeast, or a lolcow, she is an average were-creature who doesn't appreciate photo manipulations. Encyclopedia Dramatica treats were-creatures like DOG DOO and Magnum is likely to stalk and kill other innocent were-creatures so he must be stopped.

    Title: Metokur Apology
    Rating: 0/10

    Mariana puts on her most convincing man voice impersonation to apologize to a website by delivering valuable mumbles. Stare in awe at her forehead as she speaks on her delusions in a desperate failed attempt to make a single iota of sense.
     
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    Title: ED is all Lies
    Rating: 0/10

    Here to clear the air about the death of her cat, Mariana reminds us all that she DID NOT sit on it. ED is lying, just like they lie about everything.

    Title: I want it to end
    Rating: 0/10

    SYSTEM RESTORE, BABY. Mariana is not affected by her computer problems, everyone failed, and she's going to get all her accounts back. In the meantime, she would appreciate it if everyone just stopped harassing were-creatures. Please?

    Title: Magnum rant... or something
    Rating: 0/10

    Mariana uses voice changing technology in the most autistic way possible to mumblemumble about Magnum. Oh Magnum, you crazy troll you.

    Title: The Madness of Magnum
    Rating: 0/10

    A video montage featuring a picture of Magnum drinking a 40oz, Mariana's cherished work on the Cheezburger Network, and caps of EDF's Recent Activity.

    Title: Reading a Magnum Comment
    Rating: 0/10

    Mariana reads one of Magnum's recent posts in a dramatic manner which brings her to the brink of crying. The idea that Andria Kilgore is not a real person is quite distressing.
     
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    Title: Magnum Twilight Zone
    Rating: 0/10

    Stalking tendencies! Constant trolling! You can start a farm with all your bullshit! Anger issues! You are one fucked up son of a bitch Magnum! Mariana reads a very forgettable prepared script that has shit fuck to do with the Twilight Zone aside from the theme song playing for a few seconds somewhere in the middle.

    Title: Endsenten Rant
    Rating: 0/10

    This video makes use of a helium influenced voice filter which converts her normally incomprehensible mumbles to something downright impossible to understand. However, her buttrage is well acknowledged by her constant sperg flapping and unwashed hair.

    Title: Endsenten Apology
    Rating: 0/10

    After realizing that Endsenten is mirroring all her videos, Mariana issues a heart warming apology in the form of an andriod. The apology quickly shifts gears to bawwing about trolls and closeup shots of the top of her head.

    Title: Another Metokur Apology
    Rating: 0/10

    Mariana demands a second chance with the Metokur forums and reminds them that every time she was spamming was just her attempt at apologizing. LET ME BACK! UNBAN ME! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
     
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    CHAPTER 17
    Dox Wars

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    Magnum, completely enthralled that all these videos had been mirrored, proceeds to post random Mariana fanfics as if anyone gives a flying fuck. Having realized that nobody cares about her lame stories and baww rants, Mariana hits the streets to spread the word on the evils of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
    Magnum continues rambling on and expresses his fear of the unwashed Andria Kilgore doll. Gask responds with a quality manip.
    This doesn't bode well with Mariana, and she plans her revenge.
    EDF Delivers
    Fight fire with fire, as they say. Magnum pulls her Linkedin.
    Serious business. DrMusic responds in the most threatening manner possible: Memes.
    And videos!
    And more memes!
    And more emails!
    Magnum gives us a glimpse into his true intentions. Mariana will become the next Chris-Chan! Praise to Jeebus!
    Digging even further, Magnum discovers a journal entry about Mariana written by someone other than himself.
    And this is how Tofu is formed.
     
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    CHAPTER 18
    Eyes on Magnum


    The month drags on with Magnum relaying every single email and youtube message sent to him by Mariana onto the thread. Unable to reply to the thread directly, Mariana goes full retard and sends flurries of unmemoriable emails to everyone involved. One user by the name of ElectricYiff gets Mariana emotional enough to break her promise and make a new video, this time as a bulldog!
    Title: For ElectricYiff
    Rating: 1/10

    Mariana sings a song using her beautiful trembling voice and intellegently crafted lyrics. Earned one point for using a bulldog.

    Meanwhile, a week later:
    Mariana had been spending the entire week writing a story of her butthurt using various outlets on the internet, including but not limited to: emailing EDF users, youtube, facebook, deviantart, and more email. Since none of these messages contain anything even remotely entertaining or insightful, and are instead a recycled loop of the same shit she's been spewing since last year, they will be excluded from this narrative.

    As the month rolls on, Magnum becomes distraught over the difficulty to communicate with Mariana through vectors others than EDF. This stress begins to rear its head in the form of John Madden play-by-play of screencaps and an outright autistic image macro.
    Mariana retorts with a spree of indirect communication, spreading the word far and wide on the evils of Mag-Dumb and ED.
    Which poses the question:
    And the obvious answer:
    ...Good to know.
     
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    Group Home
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    In the weeks following, new user Tofu continues posting about her past experiences with Mariana. Little does she know that this is part of Magnum's clever trap and will soon become his next love interest alongside Diaf and Mariana.
    Also an extremely pointless conversation about the Blues Brothers occurred, which infuriated Mariana enough to write numerous long winded replies via email.
    A few more pages of prodding Tofu for personal information (successfully) occured, and we finally reach page 100 to the victorious wail of the butt trumpet.
    This prompts Magnum to fake his own death and stop ranting about Mariana (aka using the internet) for an entire week.
    Yes it is very difficult to use the internet when you have the flu.

    Meanwhile, Mariana had a brain-fart and made it public.
    Welp, after reading that, there is no doubt this thing lives in a mental hospital. Time to get to the bottom of this.
    A few additional prods puts Mariana on the defense.
    There you have it, open admitting to inpatient care.
    Not that there was really any doubt, or anything.

    Double confirmation is nice though.
    You know, if she's receiving inpatient care for mental disability, wouldn't it be a good idea to withdraw participation from a social medium which enables people to stalk you?
    Touché.
     
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    TEAL DEER
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    Dream interpretation can mean different things to different people. For Mariana, when she dreams of having a negative radio ad campaign about her broadcasted throughout New Zealand (TIL they have radio), it means you are about the engage in the longest, tumor enduing multi-week rant of your life.

    It all starts with a personal picture being posted on the internet by someone you hate.
    Initiate phase 1 sperg out.
    That's a whole lotta words. Magnum responds eliquently.
    Shit. Better step it up.
    That should about sum up everything that happened in the past few months. Wait hold on, she missed a spot.
    The burning questions have been asked. ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN, MAGNUM? Or are you an alien sperg Oddguy sock from the planet Venus. Please respond.

    Meantime, Tofu will be learning about rainbow cupcakes today.
    Tofu accepts this invitation for rainbow stoner cake and has a back and forth Vocaroo exchange with Mariana for the rest of the day. The recordings may have expired, but rest assured that nothing of value was lost.

    Fairjuana has mystical properities and afforded them both a glimpse into the future.
    OMG DID SOMEBODY SAY CUPCAKES?!!
    Lolwut.

    Weretard has no time for your old ass Trixie. Magnum needs another piece of mind.
    And once again we get a thought provoking response from Magnum.
    Not exactly the answer Mariana was looking for. Time to make a new friend.

    Well that didn't work too well.
     
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    CHAPTER 21
    Wereknights
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    Mariana starts the new day with a new plan. Tell DIAF what's up.
    Of course this unprovked action didn't go ignored, and EDF fires back with a can full of fuck off.
    In reponse to reposting her valuable copyrighted content in the thread, Mariana proceeds to sign Magnum and Tofu up for some free email newsletters from a mental ward as well as some other glorious butthurt spam.
    Spam isn't the only thing that Mariana sends, as evident by the ongoing email exchange she is having with Tofu.
    All very informative and thought provoking no doubt. While not emailing Tofu, she can also be found stalking Oddguy.
    Seriously though.
    A resident youtube troll stops in to share her encounter with the were species in her own enviroment.
    Clearly a sock. Only a sock could possibly have anything bad to say about Mariana.
    Things have heated up to the point of an administrator being called to the scene, who is blessed enough to not have a clue what is going on.
    After the situation is explained, zero fucks are given by all, and Trixie chimes in for another request for attention.
    New plans start to develop.
    New friends are made.
    New content is created.
    And new discoveries are found.
    All of this fun and circle jerking comes to a sudden halt when a new sheriff shows up to town, going by the name DP Walker. Badge and gun in hand, this white knight brings the bore in an attempt to cast a sleep spell on the entire party.

    Magnum knows exactly how to handle this situation.
    Play em off, keyboard Scum.
     
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    CHAPTER 22
    Andria Kilgore
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    What are best friends for if not to share all your darkest secrets with? Mariana had a best friend on the internet, and her name was Andria Kilgore. This friendship unfortunately came to a sad conclusion when Andria turned out to be Magnum instead, carefully cataloging every juicy little detail about Mariana and her life on the werestreets. Initially, this realization shocked Mariana to the point of outright denial, and she started pointing fingers in an attempt to prove that Andria is real.
    Convinced yet? Mariana isn't.
    Lucky guess, asshole.
    That's some pretty solid detective work right there. It's clear that Magnum is not Andria for the simple common known fact that all redheads look the same.
    Maybe if the gmail gets deleted, that'll be proof enough.
    Alright the jig is up. Time to change gears before things get too out of control.
    #BanMagnum2012

    Fucking ban everyone.
     
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    Overflow
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    August 6th starts out with a bang.
    Dr. Music logged in and left a message on Zaiger's profile, which didn't get too far.

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    This act of complete retardation excited EDF and created a flurry of activity. Tofu decided to share some of her dream logs.
    And also some of her creative writing.
    Magnum had some creative writing of his own.
    Things are heating up.
    Amazing work, Magnum replies in kind with Mariana nightmare fuel.
    Lulzbomb gets in on the action.
    Oh we ain't done yet.
    But enough fun and games, time to get back to business. Magnum, lead the way.
    ENOUGH! MARIANA OVERLOAD!

    All of this sends shockwaves across the globe that center in around New Zealand and smack Mariana hard enough that she starts to write an article about it on Uncyclopedia.
    But not even Uncyclopedia can contain the faggotry of DrMusic.
    RIP