The magic of coding

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Balorlord, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Balorlord

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    switch (raepTrain)
    {
    case yes: NSLog(@"Bend over, it's raep time.")
    case no: NSLog(@"Bend over, it's raep time.")
    case maybe: NSLog(@"Bend over, it's raep time.")
    default: NSLog(@"Bend over, it's raep time.")
    }
    //There are no "break;"s on the raep train.

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  2. Porn

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    Code:
     
        #include <stdio.h>
     
        int main(){
            if(OP == "Balorlord"){
                printf("OP is a fag\n");
            }
        }
     
    

    OP is a fag
     
  4. Likeicare

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    well this is highly homosexual
     
  5. scumhook

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    lol beats "Hello World"
     
  6. Tod_Geiger

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    Code:
        #include <stdio.h>
     
        int main(){
              while(1)
                {
                printf("i am a fag\n");
                 }
        }

    fix'd.
    compile&run on colleagues' computers during lunchtime
     
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  8. Tod_Geiger

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    Hey,
    that's gcc fag to you, gumbo stew penis.
     
  9. Shinmera

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    Better idea:
    Code:
    sudo apt-get install toilet && yes "I am a fag" | toilet --gay

    Let's see how many languages we can get together in here.
    Code:
    (if (string-equal (getf OP :name) "Balorlord") (format t "OP is a fag"))
     
  10. Edgeworth

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    Code:
    yes "lol im gay" | dd of=/dev/sda
     
  11. scumhook

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    best idea

    Code:
    kill -9 OP
     
  12. Shinmera

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    FTFY
    Or, possibly even better:
    Code:
    killall -9 OP
     
  13. The Doctor

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    main()
    while(1=1)
    {
    if(OP="fag")
    {
    postmsg("OP is a fag.");
    }
    else
    {
    reset(main);
    }