The lose lose game

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  1. Mussie

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    Would you rather suck your dead grandpas cock or rape your grandma?

    (then the next post answers the question and makes a new one)
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    suck my dead grandpas dick, he was cremated lol.

    would you rather have your mother smash your dick with a hammer until it is nothing but red cartilage-y mush
    OR would you rather get fucked in the ass by your uncle while you blow your dad.
     
  3. TwoStar

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    Option 1. A trip to the hospital> Many trips to a psychiatrist.
    Would you rather be an immortal permavirgin or pop your cherry with an ugly whore and die?
     
  4. Mussie

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    Permavirgin

    Would you rather swim in a pool of semen or in a pool of period blood?
     
  5. TheForRealDeal

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    The menses
    Would you rather insert a meter of razorwire into your urethra or eat it
     
  6. exterminator

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    Eat it.

    Would you rather a malicious maggot-like parasite to enter your body and eat you from the inside out through the eyes or anus?
     
  7. $$Trooper

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    eyes, less embarrassing than it eating my ass.

    having all the hair on your body shaved off and thrown into a locked room with Lum the mad gay rapist.
    being sold to a demented African warlord with syphilis and a large Priapic cock .
     
  8. Flu

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    he cremated - right in your mouth.
     
  9. $$Trooper

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    OH NO!