The Lord Giveth, and the Lord Taketh Away

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    "Oh Lord, please pay me gold talents, for I am talentless and stupid."
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    According to other sources, this dude is seeking $3mil in damages. Funny how people's faith disappears when money is involved.
     
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    God caused it since he used it to get his wife's cancer cured.
     
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    This.

    And lol at the rest.
     
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    Bwahahahaha! This is priceless. 'Dear God, cure my wife's cancer...OH GAWD MY LEG WHY? I'M SUING!'
     
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    just another christian showing the true extent of his faith
     
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    He clearly prayed for this by saying, "God, please cure my wife, I'll give anything!"

    ... and so in return for curing his wife's cancer, God took took note of the vague plea, and delighted in taking his legs from him. The tears from a man newly-made into a cripple - or just some horrible shit in general - and the resulting crisis of faith give God his vast power.

    On the note of the plea, it was a more benevolent Faustian exchange. At least he didn't sell his soul to the devil to cure his wife.
     
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    I wonder if his middle name is "Job".

    He's a spic, so I guess it would be Joseb or something liek that.
     
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    I would not count that as "losing your faith" just because you are suing a Church for negligence.

    And if a 600 lb cross fell on me, and especially if it cost me my leg, you best believe I'm suing.
     
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    pfffttt haha what a tard
     
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    That's just because you are a spic also. This spigger begged to clean his false altar, botched the job and hurt himself, now he is suing instead of leaning on God's grace like the Bible says he should.
     
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    You know what would've made it even funnier? His wife relapsed.
     
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    So... God does have a sense of humor.
     
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    You are mean. Just because one believes in God does not mean one should negate civil remedies or science. Although some Christians and Atheist believe that is the case, Jesus preached the observance of law.

     
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    Jesus didn't even agree with himself according to his followers.

    None of this changes the fact that this dumb anchor baby should have checked to make sure the cross was secure before trying to suck it off.
     
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    Next time, try taking the entire passage in context.

    Jesus was merely stating the obvious, that his disciples would be shunned by their own family. This is of course what happened. It also has happened throughout history.

    In the passages you quoted he is not saying to disobey the law, he is telling his disciples the personal cost of following his ways.


     
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    You should take your own advice. The earlier passage you quoted was talking about Judaic Law, which is different than Roman Law (the rulers of the Jews at the time), which is different than modern Law.

    This entire line of argument is also pretty retarded (just like the crushed beetleback), considering:
    Trying to argue anything using the Bible as a basis is futile, as the entire book is open to interpretation. Thus you have your version of what God says to his people, I have mine, Pastor Jeffe has his, and this beener's leg is still missing.