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The Joy of Semen

Discussion in 'News' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, Nov 11, 2016.

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Talk about a facial :preston:. She ain't bad looking either for a weird vegan Julia Childs. I can't wait for her to release her recipe for a babybatter creampie.



    http://nypost.com/2016/11/08/moms-mystery-health-elixir-is-definitely-not-wheatgrass/
     
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  2. Korokke

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    tbh something like this doesnt sound vegan, isnt semen technically an *ahem* "animal product"?
     
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  3. Jedi Pimp

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    Is it weird that I find the idea of a woman swallowing a load directly from the source like it's the fucking antidote erotic, but the idea of a chick scooping refrigerated man-batter out of a tub like it was fucking Ben & Jerry's slightly disgusts me?
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I just wonder how long it keeps for, whats the shelf life on semen? And how often does this guy jack it that he has a "tub" for her every week? Doesn't he get laid?! Probably not if he's friends with a weird vegan chick.....
     
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    No fucking shit. Cum is loaded with all kinds of protein and other good nutrients.

    A right fucking shame it took this long to get women to publicly admit swallowing.

    Also vegans tend to be moderately to severely deficient in vitamin B so she could just buy a bottle of vitamins and get the same effect.
     
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  6. aggressiveboob

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    what kind of weird relationship do these 2 best friends have for him to be doing this?

    this is her secret plan, but she made this story up of using it for smoothies so he wouldn't get freaked out.
     
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    a semen diet would do wonders for british dental hygiene
     
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    She needs to get it fresh daily or it congeals.
     
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    Sperm smoothies? Oh that sounds tasty...
     
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    Think that guy the got busted for jizzing in that lady's orange juice will get the charges dropped and invited over after the old bat reads this story?
     
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    "a girl swallows my load every day" doesn´t sound so good that way
     
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    I'll give her credit, I can barely hold down 7UP when I have the flu.
     
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    A fresh tub, 3 times a week. He's gotta be mixing it with other people's semen and maybe horse and dog too. The article makes it sounds like a tub is large amount.
     
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    Chris-chan did this before it was fashionable.
     
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  19. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Bumping for an update, the Julia Childs of Cum is branching out, into jewelry.... Made from her surgically removed excessive beef flaps.


    SOOO SPARKLY AND EMPOWERING

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    Heres her youtube vid if u wanna see the sorta hot very crazy in action...
    edit nvm i compute like potato. article link has vid in it, go there if u want it, k thanx bai.
     
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    actually kinda looks like soemthing @purrmaid would wear. like a mermaids clit
     
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