I don't know about you faggots, but Christmyass is NOT about Jesus; who the fuck is that faggot, anyway, and why are there religious eunuchs prancing around telling people about a woman getting impregnated by an invisible nobody and shitting it out of her anus because she's still a virgin? Christmas season is that time of year where you ask for the most expensive shit and it'll end up being on top of the fucking tree because you're not a fucking tree-hugger and there's no point in chopping it up to get morning wood because the fucking tree is made of fucking plastic because you're too much of a pussy to chop down your neighbor's big ass cedar tree and it was on sale, at Jew-Mart. Little shits are running around every shopping center, waiting to jam their asses onto pedophile dicks, squirming and jiggling all around it, the poor, happy pedos are reduced to a momentary orgasm, until one bitchy kid kicks him in the herniated testicle and he has to take a bathroom break. Why aren't these lonely, horny men sent to a work camp, I don't know, but they're way too old to still live in there once-living mother's basement. And, on Christmas Eve, a fat fuck and his eight shit-deers prance around the sky, giving everybody their presents. Trannies and foreveralonemen, I present to you- Satna Klause. This thread was made for satiric reasons, only, and should not be taken seriously.