The Jaw-droppingly Mediocre Event Nobody Asked For...

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Promethax, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Promethax

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    The One and Only Promethax has come to ED. "Who is this 'Promethax'," one might ask, "and why should I care?" First of all, Promethax is some nobody that has done nothing to earn any notability and/or praise, and secondly, no; there is no reason why you should care. In fact, you're free to do the opposite of caring (whatever that may be).

    Well, I got the obligatory first post out of the way. Now what?
     
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  3. Trixie

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    welcome!!!! :nyan2:
     
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    How many welcomes have you given? Just curious.
     
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    Now what?

    You sit on my face - that's what.

    Welcome to the oral pleasure centre of the internets.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    And you are

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    i was honestly excited when i misread this thread title as "jew-dropping".
    nonetheless,here is your complimentary cookie:
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    i welcome everyone....
    did i not welcome you when you joined????
    if missed you....
    welcome, m450n_yuno!!! :nyan2:
    and you get (((HUGS))) too.
     
  10. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok, new users, avoid this whore, she's 46 and has been convicted of criminal neglect 3 times. She tries to lurk around the noob forums so she can garner attention and allies.
     
  11. Dynamic Entry

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    and this guy tries too hard to be a troll, he likes to edit ED pages and fap.

    has a severe case of USI and raging faggot syndrome
     
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    Sorry about this guy, his mom really doesn't watch him as closely as she should.
     
  13. Dynamic Entry

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    go write an article about it, then edit it. :trollface:
     
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    you do what you can when they are this age, but he's just so collicky.
     
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    The people tell me you use to suck ohinternets cunts dick so much you put a spit shine on that thing. I bet she could see here self in it after you got done with her dick.
     
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    Ding dong - it's Pedo time - doing what we can to kids, prior to when they can talk to police sketch artists.

    I guess having a toddler get colic when your dick is down his throat would be a bit offputting.

    Then again, none of us (well, ok, some of us) have fucked babies.
     
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    You guys make a nice example trolling each other on this nice mans introduction thread.
    The people on these forums really need to grow the fuck up.
    We are supposed to fight a common enemy. Not amongst ourselves.
     
  19. Dynamic Entry

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    lol you mad.
     
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    How come you never put the "bro" part?
    Oh I see I'm not your bro or anything ha ha REAL FUNNY.
    You know what dude?
    I'm not even mad.
     
  21. Dynamic Entry

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    oh you mad.

    real mad.

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    Dynamic here is a one trick pony, he just goes around saying "you mad" and "i win" assuming thats equivalent to trolling. It would detonate his ego if he ever admitted defeat.
     
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    Read that wrong... excuse me while I think of something to type.

    Can't think of anything. You're pretty much spot on.

    Dynamic is such a faggot.
     
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    Wait what people telling you who? If you mean sucking sherrod's cunt, no, in fact she hated me so much she had me simultaneously z-lined, wiki permabanned and forum permabanned. Same goes for tamara, I made her get pretty mad.
     
  25. Dynamic Entry

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    scuse' me, ladies. but you two seem to be prettyyy upset.

    one trick pony...pfft. it takes less to troll pieces of shit like you and fumo.

    just two butthurt faggots crying over how butthurt they are.

    ill say it here and now. anytime you wanna take a shot, be my guest.

    but try to be original, like quoting me and just putting WAHHHH over and over again because you lack intelligence will do nothing. wont it, Perp?

    you both have a goodnight, and try not to hurt your asses any more than they already are.
     
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    Dude even if we tried talking with you, you'd only retort with the tired and exhausted "lol u mad".
    Can't you come up with your own shit?
     
  28. Dynamic Entry

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    go ahead, take your best shot. you dont need my permisson. and i say that because you are upset.

    look at my posts, you wont see me saying that everywhere else, and perp says that becuase hes in fact, mad. its quite humorus.

    at least youre not as much of a fag as Perp, you have the balls to at least try.
     
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    I'm still finding this a remarkably efficient summary of your posts. Dude you must have shattered your keyboard by now. Fuckin angry german kid status you got going bro.
     
  30. Dynamic Entry

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    yeah, because you quoting me over and over again is sooooo rage- inducing.

    i am SO NOT sitting here drinking my water, downloading music, and laughing at your attempts to troll me.

    most definetly not.