Greetings, fellow Imperial Citizens! Stormtrooper here, and I've come to bring you the good word of the God-Emperor of Mankind, who got interred upon the Golden Throne to save us from Chaos! The Blessed Emperor, who with His Chosen and Loyal Sons, faced down the immeasurable terrors of the Warp, who united all of Mankind under the just and rightful banner of the Imperium! The God-Emperor of Mankind, even in his Deathless state, continues His Eternal Vigilance against the foul abominations of the Warp, the bestial Ork who seek to ravage and plunder, the accursed Eldar, who seek to plot and scheme against Mankind's Divine Right to rule, and the unknowable Tyranids and Necrons, cold and ruthless enemies of all that is divine. So I ask you, loyal Imperials, what have you done for your Emperor today?