The Immortal Emperor and You

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Stormtrooper, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. Stormtrooper

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    Greetings, fellow Imperial Citizens!

    Stormtrooper here, and I've come to bring you the good word of the God-Emperor of Mankind, who got interred upon the Golden Throne to save us from Chaos!

    The Blessed Emperor, who with His Chosen and Loyal Sons, faced down the immeasurable terrors of the Warp, who united all of Mankind under the just and rightful banner of the Imperium!

    The God-Emperor of Mankind, even in his Deathless state, continues His Eternal Vigilance against the foul abominations of the Warp, the bestial Ork who seek to ravage and plunder, the accursed Eldar, who seek to plot and scheme against Mankind's Divine Right to rule, and the unknowable Tyranids and Necrons, cold and ruthless enemies of all that is divine.

    So I ask you, loyal Imperials, what have you done for your Emperor today?
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    I decided that Star Wars, with all its flaws, is better than 40K. Because, amazingly enough, there are producers out there dumber than Lucas.
     
  3. DOTHEFUCKINGBICYCLEKICK!!

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    agree.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I was playing Battlefront 2 a few hours ago. Shit was SO cash. Sometimes I forget just how cash that shit is.
     
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    they need to remake that shit, with online play.
     
  6. Beefcake

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    I have used my blessed holy bolter to kill many heretics today.
     
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    Oh, and xeno scum. Can't forget the xeno scum.
     
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    Damn, I almost forgot about the mutants.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    And the traitors

    And the unfaithful

    And...bah! fuck everybody, except fellow testosterone filled warriors who spend all their time fapping to the glory of a long ago dead incarnate psychotic God

    Like David
     
  10. Beefcake

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    EXTERMINATUS!
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    COITUS INTERRUPTUS!
     
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