THE HOBBIT: Movie Review

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by umkemesik, Dec 16, 2012.

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Did you see the Hobbit?

  1. Yes, its good

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  2. Yes, don't like it

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    14.3%
  3. No, but want to see it

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%
  4. No, don't want to either

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  1. umkemesik

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    It's good.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    From what I understand it's the first of three movies. Is this correct?
     
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    ye it happens before the LOTR
     
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    Yes, I'm well aware of Tolkien's stories.
     
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    I didnt understood your previous point sorry
     
  6. uberfukken

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    not multiple choice?

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    Looks like... It ended before they got to the mountains.

    It was so-so, imo.
     
  8. umkemesik

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    Correct. Originally the Director Del-Toro was going to just do two but Peter Jackson came back to Direct and said 3 (because he can make more money that way). The first two will be about the Hobbit and the last will be Gandalf's side quests.
     
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    Well they had to pick a point, it would suck if they ended it before a major battle was about to begin. I agree, it was OK.

    It is not better than the LOTR. But definitely a good movie. The biggest problem I had was that all the scenes were basically the same - nothing new, get captured by Orcs, Gandalf saves the day, get captured again, rinse, repeat.
     
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    The first 5 minutes of the movie summarize that "Dwarf Fortress" game, that is if it was atleast playable for non-autists.
     
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    I can play it. Although, I need a graphics mod and the wiki every fifteen seconds to understand anything that's going on.
     
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    i masturbate to this movie
     
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    Make them 5, Peter, why not?

    And 14 out of the Silmarillion... YAY!

    Dude, u used to be cool...what happened?

     
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    This thread deserves poop. Fantasy poop.



    So much SWAG in this vid... 2:08
     
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    Anyone who watched this film is a faggot of the highest order.