The Hilarity of Amputation.

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    Amputation: is the removal of a body part by trauma, prolonged constriction, or surgery. It is hilarious whenever it happens.

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    Look at this guy. He got plowed by a friggin' TRAIN and it left him with one arm. But does he give a fuck? Hell no, LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE.

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    Oh bro, that hand has got to GO.
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    Get that fuckin' thing outta here, doc.

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    Accident? Maybe...maybe. I hope that wasn't his strokin' hand, because that thing is GONE FOREVER.

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    Oh, man someone give this guy a HAND!
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    No?

    HOW ABOUT A THUMBS UP?
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    So, c'mon...lets make fun of those that can't type on a keyboard AND POST SOME AMPUTATIONS!
     
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    Look up the creativity of Mexican drug cartels, Joe.
     
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    This is for science!
     
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    Amputation is mild compared to the Mexican cartels habit of turning humans into stew (guiso) by gasoline and fire.

    You get something that isn't even recognizable as human, which is why it's called stew. The bones are there, but mixed up with the product of burning a human for hours on end. Horror of horrors for those still bound by their bodies, but semi enlightening for those of us (mentally ill) enough to be free from that bondage.
     
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    lol mexicans
     
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    I never found amputation funny.
    i'm more of a car crash fan.
     
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    This isn't about you.

    It's about medicine.
     
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    I can't find any videos on the internet of quadrouple amputees being raped :/