The greatest 419 email I have ever gotten

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  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    Intelligence Field Unit
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.



    Urgent Attention: Beneficiary


    I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit; we have just intercepted (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport New York , and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters. We monitor and checkmate movement of consignments after the killing of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, many people are virtually involve in sponsorship of terrorism knowingly and unknowingly since they participate into unsolicited and security unchecked transactions which sometimes the aftermath of unclaimed funds becomes wheel power for terrorist sponsorship.


    We scanned the said boxes, and found out it contains a total sum of $5.7 Million and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due to you from the Federal Government of Nigeria from unpaid contract sums / Inheritance, Lottery, and others. Our priorities are tactically stated below. Some people have been victimize over the years but our inception has corrected worst crime situation.
    Protect the United States and the rest of the world from terrorist attacks (see counter-terrorism);


    Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage (see counter-intelligence); Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes (see cyber-warfare); Combat public corruption at all levels;
    Protect civil rights; Combat transnational/national criminal organizations and enterprises (see organized crime); Combat major white-collar crime; Combat significant violent crime; Support federal, state, local and international partners;


    We checked all legal documents in the boxes, and were about to release the consignments to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes lack two very important documents Legal Clearance Certificate and Fund Ownership Certificate which as a result, the boxes has been kept under security vault until you provide those required compulsory required due process documents According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in tax payment, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate and legal clearance certificate from the joint team of the IRS and homeland security, and there for, you must contact us for direction and advise on how to procure this certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax and consignment abandonment which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion and unsolicited movement of consignments to any country all over the world.


    You are required within the next 72hours to secure those above mentioned certificates or face the legal consequence defined for such delivery infringement, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money laundry. We have investigative jurisdiction over every crime both in and outside United States . Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria, the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment is presently under our custody here in United States of America . Please don’t respond to any FBI message without this security code (FBI/WOR/CMM)


    Yours in service

    Secret Agent Walt Disney,

    Regional Director
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    Intelligence Field Unit
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington , D.C.
    20535-0001, USA
     
  2. TheForRealDeal

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    I lost my shit at "Secret Agent Walt Disney"
     
  3. Whatever

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    Wow, I mean, that is amazing. I also got that mail in my spam box, but didn't look at it. Though I do find it interesting that in this E-mail they're trying to use a form of blackmail by saying tax fraud at you; not sure if I have ever had another scam E-mail that threaten that I would lose more than the money at hand.
     
  4. Ahseyo

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    If every single one of those scams were real and not illegal, I would be a multi-millionaire by now.
     
  5. Harpoons

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    If every scam was legit I would have a 5 foot dick
     
  6. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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  8. j15m

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    The newest objective is going back to paper mail, prey on the non internet savvy, elders, bulk postage output.
    Pay off all your debt today at 30% of what you owe.
    Get on it suckas.